Things I Knew Without Anyone Telling Me
Well, why am I not surprised?
Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh defended himself on Fox News against the sexual assault allegations roiling his nomination by saying he was a virgin through high school and college.
He added that he did not have sex until “many years after” college.
How many? I want to know how many. Okay, 2 is a couple, 3 is a few, 4 is several, 5 is about medium, so how many is many. Maybe the dude is still a Virgin.
The truth is that I do not believe a damn word out of this guy’s mouth. I seriously doubt that his name is Brett.
Y’all, there just has to be a joke in this situation about sacrificing a virgin, but I can’t find it.
This guy knows his ship is sinking badly and fast.
1Très pathétique!
Either he’s a liar or he’s seriously abnormal, take your pick.
2A virgin? I’m just waiting for some female who knew him dispute that claim.
3“Many years after college” . . . . .
Uh ha!
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Graduated Yale 1987, married 2004, so if he’s saying what he wants us to believe, “many” could be that magic number *17*
So, which *17* is it Brett? 17 years a virgin or your age 17, when you assaulted a 15 year old girl? We’re waiting to hear from Michael Avenati’s client whose truth may dispel your definition of virginity and your limited grasp of what constitutes assault.
One witness wasn’t enough for old Chuckles Grassley. How about 3 or more, Chuck?
5This is just the opposite of what his best buddy said they lived for. Just who should we believe…
6Game plan mcconnell; get a guy like kavanaugh on the S.Ct. as he recently stated that this court packing would be the fulfillment of his career. He’s the linch pin. He’s in control of grasseley and the rest of the repubs on this committee. A replay of biden-thomas and Anita Hill where biden would not let 3 Hill witnesses testify and basically reairoaded thomas into the court. IMO, should not run for prez in 2020.
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8Oops, hit the wrong button.
If he was a virgin, it was only because he couldn’t get laid.
9Did anyone watch his wife’s face during that interview with Fox?
10I’m currently watching Rachel Maddow interview Avenatti.
That horrible, sickening, fear that sexual predation never happens (just) once might be proven again. And it *all* comes with demands for FBI investigation.
I am so ashamed of my government in allowing this pooshow to disgrace our country…
11POLYGRAPH!
12I think he meant the sentence to end that he did not have sex “with a willing participant” until several years after college.
13He’s making up for it by screwing the country from the bench.
14There might be a smidgen of truth in that. We all know Rthugs use their personality as birth control and could be back dated to high school and college.
15canadian ted and his sugar momma wife got chased out of D.C. restaurant by people chanting “we beleive survivors”
16In his left ear maybe, but I wouldn’t bet on it.
17Virginity and sexual assault are not the same thing, Brett. You know that, don’t you. Consequently we women definitely cannot support your free ride to keep tRump out of jail. Plus, your argument must have stopped an awful lot of men in their tracks inasmuch as they think your virginity track doesn’t make sense.
18Did he also mention he’s as big a liar as his idol, Donald J. tRump?
Because he is.
19Umm – doesn’t he realize that the sexual assaults described so far are not mutually exclusive with retaining his virginity.
20No consensual sex, anyway.
21His Yale freshman roommate says Kavanaugh was frequently incoherently drunk. No telling what happened during those blackouts.
His HS yearbooks and comments by his roommate show that he’s not the choir boy he portrays himself as.
22“The Forty-Year-Old Virgin” wasn’t fiction?
23I assume that Kavanaugh’s virginity was of the Technical persuasion. The only thing that counts as Sex is a Dingdong in a Hoohah. Which leaves room for a multitude of sins, many of them non-consensual.
24So did Judge Kavanaugh as a teenager have access in DeeCee to a stump trained heifer? Some of my male “virgin” Babtist acquaintances in north east Texas used such service animals to maintain the whole “virgin ’til marriage” myth in the 60s and 70s. Bullsh!t of course, but some folk will believe anything. Once again thanking G-d I escaped the whole Babtist cult thing at a very early age.
25The only virgin in this scenario is The Truth. Kavanaugh has never been close enough to it to defile it.
26Shaman: “Your choices for sacrifice are Drunken Brett or the volcano.”
27“I will take the lava field, please.”
This just gets better and better; if the comments and pictures in his yearbook are anything to go by, he was a sexual predator in training. Finishing school was held in his boss’s office: former boss Judge Alex Kozinski. That was one sick SOB.
28Such a victim, indeed. A sinecure for life and a living martyr for the right wing, and that’s if he doesn’t get his wish for a supreme court seat.
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