Things I Knew Without Anyone Telling Me
Well, why am I not surprised?
Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh defended himself on Fox News against the sexual assault allegations roiling his nomination by saying he was a virgin through high school and college.
He added that he did not have sex until “many years after” college.
How many? I want to know how many. Okay, 2 is a couple, 3 is a few, 4 is several, 5 is about medium, so how many is many. Maybe the dude is still a Virgin.
The truth is that I do not believe a damn word out of this guy’s mouth. I seriously doubt that his name is Brett.
Y’all, there just has to be a joke in this situation about sacrificing a virgin, but I can’t find it.