They say it’s to raise money, but I think it’s to make the American Family Association’s head explode.

Indiana now has an LGBT license tag.  It’s very cute.

The plates will feature the logo of Indiana Youth Group, the state’s LGBT youth advocacy organization, and will cost an additional $40 with $25 going directly to the group. IYG is also auctioning low-number plates for larger donations of $500 to $5,000.

Needless to say, the steeple people went bee-zerk.  It’s a good thing these people sweat when they get hot, otherwise they would have caught on fire.  They were spoiling for a fracas, Honey.  I’m talking running around in circles, wailing, and throwing hands in the air.  They looked like an armadillo trying to upright itself on the interstate.  It was a thing of beauty.

Check the headline:  Indiana’s Shame 1st ‘Gay’ License Plate

I have no idea why Gay is in quotation marks.  Maybe they had some extra ones just laying around.  Maybe they got tired of doing air quotes every single time they say “gay” or “secular” or “so-called human.”

Here’s their spin:

Homosexual activists are celebrating Indiana becoming the first state in the nation to approve a pro-homosexual specialty automotive license plate.

The license plate advertises and helps fund a homosexual, bi-sexual, transgender teen recruitment and support center called the Indy Youth Group. $25 of every plate sold goes to the Indy Youth Group.

Oh yeah, they are recruiting.  Haven’t you seen their offices all over the country?  Yep, being gay is just a matter of paying your dues, getting a card, and then decorating everybody’s dorm room.

And I don’t know about you people in foreign states, but in Texas homosexual is a ten-syllable word.  Ho-mo-sex-u-al.  But the U is actually two syllables.  Takes ‘um the better part of lunchtime to say it.

I hope they aren’t planning on reading the license plates out loud when preaching against it.  I wanna get on with lunch.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.