I was hoping to take the day off today. I’m in Austin for the LBJ Dinner featuring both Wendy and Leticia, and Senator Tom Harkin.

But, nooooo….

Louie has to have a crazy fit twice today.

First, he says that the ho-mo-sex-u-als are Nazis because they call Louie a hater. You know, just like the Nazis.

And then for extra points on Make Him Shuddup Day, Louie says there’s a giant conspiracy between Comcast, Al Gore, Al Jazeera, David Cohen, unnamed Aliens being housed at Area 51, and the real killer of John Kennedy to keep Glenn Beck off of television for the 2014 election.

Louie, I will personally buy Glenn his own teevee show if he promises to have you on everyday.

I’m perfectly serious. I think the Democratic National Committee will pitch in a few bucks, too.