There Be Fire
Here, my friends, is a screen shot from our local FOX News station.
I think they are trying to say, “There be fire on the sun.” Â Which is a slight improvement over, “There be dragons.”
Never change, Fox.
May 23, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Here, my friends, is a screen shot from our local FOX News station.
I think they are trying to say, “There be fire on the sun.” Â Which is a slight improvement over, “There be dragons.”
Never change, Fox.
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I bet its hot there too. WHO knew? So this is what passes as news on fox. First truth ever.
1Fox’s first foray into science, huh?
Good Grief.
2Are we sure they don’t mean “OPEN fire on the sun”? I wouldn’t put it past them.
3They must be stupefied as to how they arrive at work each day, while waiting on the invention of the wheel. How’s your thesis on the tides going, Bildo?
4The LOLZ never quit with those guys…
5Stay tuned for our Fox News at 10 update:
CHEESE ON THE MOON
6Fire on the sun, cheese on the moon?
Houston, we have a grilled cheese sandwich.
7Are they sure that is not a dragon’s hairball?
8Since the subject is Fox News, you guys looking for things down the dragon’s throat are looking at the wrong end.
9I don’t know, it looks a bit like an agitated Louie Gohmert to me. You can make out the close-set eyes, nose, ears, mouth sort of hidden behind the chyron; and of course the fiery dome. And fueled by the super-dense gasses within (bending the physics a little here).
10Most RKlan morons don’t believe the moon landing ever happened and the space station is also a hoax, so they may think this is the omen for the “end times”. Let’s not let them in on the fact that the sun has been this way for eons and will be for more eons, unless Drumpf tries to build a resort on it.
11Fox progression in upcoming broadcasts: President Obama was smoking, heard his wife coming up the stairs and put out his cigarette. In direct result the sun caught fire so as usual it’s all Obama’s fault.
12Seriously? This is news to them? My stars and garters!
13Sure, mock if you will . . . but what are you going to do when the sun burns up and it is dark all the time? Did you ever think of that? Me, I’m stockpiling flashlight batteries.
14Sweet Jesus … what a bunch of morons!!
15Pat Robertson will declare the sun caught on fire because transgenders are using public restrooms. Teabaggers will also blame ISIL so we should round up all the muslims in this country.
16And since they are devoid of Histers we can assume it wasn’t ironic?
17If Faux News ever accepts that global warming is possible, they will blame it on daylight savings time. That extra hour of sun light will destroy us and its all the liberuls fault, don’t ya know.
18Well there goes my summer vacation. Bermuda was first on our list anyway.
19Actually the Apocalypse we’ve been witnessing over the years, started when St.Ronnie became President, ushering in untold endless destruction and doom to the world we live in.
My wife works at JSC where she monitors radiation for the station (among other things). A stereotypical blustering general from the Pentagon once uttered, “we better keep an eye on that thing (the sun) before it catches on fire….well I guess it’s already on fire.” Hilarity ensued.
20As a ham radio operator who is affected by solar activity and therefore follows it closely, the thing that stands out for me is the fact that that’s an archival image. The sun hasn’t been that active for several years. It’s much quieter than that at the current time – almost no activity at all.
So Faux News not only has to make mountains out of anthills, but has to go rummaging around in the morgue to even find an anthill. Oh, my. What a waste of a perfectly good TV channel.
21Along the lines of “Ready, Fire, Aim.”
22Don’t tell Faux that thing is HUGE and pumps out radiation like mad. Never mind, most of their viewers already have helmets made from foil.
23Just read a great description of the GOP: “..that special place where sanity goes to die…”, by Richard North Patterson.
24For those interested in NASA’s images of the sun’s activity, here’s a great site: http://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/gallery/main/
For those who missed the transit of Mercury and want a musically-enhanced version, there’s a video that uses different filters and scales at different points along the way, as well as other videos of interesting solar activity (bottom row of images–each it a little video.) http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/sdo/main/index.html
25make a good song………Fire on the Sun
26Great idea Fran!
27My love for you burns like a ‘Fire on the Sun’
I’ll give it an 85 Dick, it’s got good beat and I can dance to it.
I wonder if that’s why my phone call from Fairfax County VA, to another phone in the same, registered on hers as from “Afghanistan”. It’s those damn gays setting fire to the sun!
28I’m sure several of their blowhards can put it out and we’ll all be safe again.
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