The Twitterer.

October 07, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

One time when I was on steroids Bubba did fine for about two days, then he started having road rage when he was locked in a car with me.

The idea of waxing the driveway seemed like a good idea to me.  I’m a woman with a housekeeper and I thought waxing the driveway sounded like fun.

Bubba told me over breakfast on the third day, “Look, if you’re going to be up at 3:00 in the morning exercising, I’m just gonna call Lowe’s and have them deliver the materials you’ll need to re-roof the house in the damn dark.”

Trump’s on much stronger steroids than I was.  He’s now on the Twitter machine trying to make a case for the 25th amendment.  Killing the White House staff isn’t enough for him to do – he’s picking fights with everybody on Twitter all day long.

It’s constant.  However, I have noticed that he’s taking a two hours break right now.  I guess he’s re-roofing the White House.

 

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  1. panthercityhorn says:

    Spot on observation re:putting a new roof on the White House. Probably having Fox film it so he can show it to HGTV while seeking his next TV gig.

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  2. “I guess he’s re-roofing the White House.”

    When he Tweets about it he’ll explain how Mexico paid for the shingles and tar.

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  3. I was on a small dose and ate 1/2 an apple pie at 3am.
    Best pie I ever had.

    Isn’t it sad that him trying to infect the WH staff the REPUBLICANS are not saying a word. And those are their own people.
    I swear they would eat their own without a second thought

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  4. Yeah, eat their own and in public to boot! Somewhere somehow that Dr. Sean Conly had bettr have a reversal injection ready before tRump kills himself or somebody else. My R.N. sister hd to deal with patients on roads and she said there were several times when her life and te ilife of hte patient were in danger. And he has the nuclear football! Hope someone has hidden that away from him!

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  5. The two years I was on much weaker steroids we had the cleanest house and the cleanest laundry and were the closest to divorce in 45 years of marriage.

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  6. Yeah, when I heard on the news that one of his meds can cause wild mood swings I thought well hell, that’s exactly what we need right now.
    But at least if does opt for the reroof, he’s liable to pull up a shingle and find a couple of Willie’s roaches.

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  7. Elizabeth2 says:

    Several years ago, I did a three-day solu-medrol infusion. For about a week after that, I would cheerfully have wrestled an alligator. Maybe we’ll be lucky and Trump will be moved to pick a fight with something large and toothy.

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  8. Texas Expat in CA says:

    I got a steroids prescription once for a slipped disc and realized that something was very off when I found myself scrubbing the bottom of the dishtub at midnight. Like BillR’s, my house was the cleanest ever, and I felt terrific!
    Someone should be restraining 45, but there’s nobody in the WH, and certainly not his doctors, who has the spine to rein him in. Perilous time for the country.

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  9. The last time my doctor prescribed me steroids I had the presence of mind to apologize to everybody I know prior to taking the first dose. The first day or two you feel like you can leap tall buildings in a single bound, outrun a speeding train, roof a house, sleep? We don’t need no stinking sleep! By the 3rd and 4th day when the stuff really hits your system, you are not fit company for man nor beast. No one, I repeat no one should have access to the football when they are on steroids!

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  10. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I’ve never taken steroids so I’d like some advice: Do you just crash out when you stop or is the next stage extreme paranoia as with cocaine? (I’ve heard.)

    Asking for a country.

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  11. Buttermilk Sky,
    When I took steroids for severe poison ivy, they tapered off very quickly. Only a couple of days of wanting to paint the house.
    My daughter’s on them now (same reason) 5 days at each of 3 decreasing doses.

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  12. My late wife was on the exact same decadron that Трумп is getting. The chemo took care of any excesses of energy, but there were two things of note here.

    The first was the brain fog. She was a brilliant woman, (MIT Phd, MsPH, 80+ papers, 10K cites, erdös of 2) that when the fog rolled in, had trouble with the most banal of broadcast TV, that we came across, those pick one of three house shows on hgtv. She was bored and frustrated that she couldn’t do much to distract herself.

    Of course, with Трумп it would be hard to tell.

    The second, when each new chemo cocktail came up, we would do the sit down with the Onc nurse, and go thru what to expect. One thing about the steroids,

    “They say don’t operate heavy machinery, I add, don’t make a heavy decision. Deciding you want lunch is fine, but if you work on the will, you will discover you left your fortune to someone else’s cat”

    And unrelated, but…

    Still want nominations for Herman Cain Medals. Oh yea, your favorite Rep has qualified, I just finished adding Louie Gohmert as a Dishonorable Mention. (I even led the writeup with a molly ivans quip) hermancainmedal.com

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