The Truth Wrapped Up In A Grin

October 07, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have a neighbor who wears his MAGA hat 24/7.  I think he sleeps and showers in the damn thing.  Every day when he takes a walk he slows down in front of my house and stops to face my front window just because he knows it pisses me off.

I am often moved to open the front door and sass him.  Like the time I asked him to please clean up his dog’s poop.  “I don’t own a dog,” he hollered back. “Oh dear Lord,” the devil forced me to reply, “you’re crapping in my front yard?” I asked in faux horror.

Or the time I yelled at him, “Honey, you have a defective hat.  It ain’t keeping your brains from falling out.”

Sometimes I stay up at night thinking of things to say to him.

Yesterday I announced from my front steps, “Sweetie, thank you for becoming living proof that a side effect of Ivermectin is cow butt.” I’m really a mean person.

 

Do you think he’ll be able to read this from the sidewalk?  If so, I’m going to order it.

 

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0 Comments to “The Truth Wrapped Up In A Grin”


  1. In honor of Herownself, I leave this…

    https://i.redd.it/slm86oh8r9o71.jpg

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  2. Oh, JJ! I want to live in your neighborhood! 😀

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  3. OMG! Too damn funny. I want that shirt too.

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  4. If you find out where to get that shirt, please pass it on. I so want one!

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  5. Jane & PKM says:

    We’ve given up on ‘communicating’ with Qcumbers of the Trumpanzee cult. Thinking there may be a scintilla of hope for DINOs, we’re on to explaining to centrists that half step legislation will not remove us from the latest far right driven ditch. It didn’t work following Dubya, and it sure won’t work after the ***king moron** and over 20 years of Moscow Mitch in the Senate.

    Courtesy of cartoonist Cagle via the jobsanger.blogspot.com we have a new term for DINOs: a$$ donkeys, sort of an homage to backa$$wards.
    https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhzgCLJByz_xT1hI6zPKaewaSPht22o7J3ZZJjHG8YREgiQOhyRkTrE1U_pHMF1Acy23VULlOA8niJ6ma3cuhWUwY24ArAZkvr9_vJ8kmgzBExeIfmiVbEnzkRnpln_s7UDwBgkze5gacXM2xgH2HnLaKGSYKAAWhUMI0sjXxsiXEOdt_OiOrY=s750

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  6. Whatever happened to “sorry momma?”

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  7. Steve from Beaverton says:

    This is a great Tee! Can you have someone secretly video his reaction when you slowly walk by? Walk really slow because he may not be able to read it without time to sound out the words.

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  8. Sandridge says:

    Surely they make various other items with that great caption? Yard signs in several sizes?
    Get the largest size, just for your own neighborhood MAGAot.
    And as Steve suggests, video capture him; especially if he vandalizes it [they cain’t hep theyselfs], for the police report.

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  9. John Thorne says:

    I just googled it. There are at least a dozen variations available from Amazon to Etsy. I am ordering two.

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  10. I like it!

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  11. J.J. speaking for myself, you’re my kinda mean.

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  12. Yep – Amazon for $22. Also, a hat for $10.00 Also, a door mat and a mug. Best of all Ms. JJ can get a yard sign for about $40. It’s large. Keep it near the front door, so he’s not tempted to try and get it.

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  13. Sandridge says:

    JJ, Cheryl et al, Another damned good reason to get a yard sign [w/video surveillance], instead of wearing a t-shirt in front of this MAGAot, is that many of them are unstable and batshit crazy.
    You could get injured or worse during a face-to-face confrontation.

    Some of these maniacs have been committing many assaults when faced with signs of opposition.
    Numerous people just doing their jobs, particularly involving COVID issues, have been assaulted and even killed by lunatic MAGAots. Medical personnel, store/restaurant employees, etc., just going about their work, and getting harassed not only on the job but at home and elsewhere too.

    A bad incident just happened in Maryland, a raving RWNJ killed his own pharmacist brother, SiL, and elderly friend of their own mother. Three innocent people murdered, just because the now dead pharmacist was administering the COVID19 vaccine from his pharmacy and his MAGAot brother become unglued.

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/10/7/2056677/-Anti-Vaxxer-Allegedly-Kills-3-Woman-Pharmacist-Brother-and-Sister-In-Law-Over-Giving-Covid-Vaccine

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/10/7/2056708/-Man-charged-in-triple-murder-of-pharmacist-brother-for-poisoning-people-with-COVID-vaccines

    Just gross, but sooo Texass :
    Texas man who claimed he paid a family member with COVID-19 to lick groceries sentenced to prison:
    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/10/6/2056574/-What-s-the-price-for-spreading-COVID-19-hoaxes-on-Facebook-For-one-Texan-it-s-15-months-in-prison

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  14. There’s a great tee shirt on this site too. Or a bumper sticker.

    “It wasn’t rigged. You’re just a loser.”

    https://store.meidastouch.com/collections/frontpage

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  15. publius bolonius says:

    Just talking about this a few days ago. This is Florida so the hats aren’t as identifying as the masklessness. Is that even a word?

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  16. Steve from Beaverton says:

    JJ, your Astros are off to a good start today. Who knows, maybe they will go far and perhaps my Dodgers can meet them again after their classic win against SL last night. A little distraction from all the bad stuff is good for all of us.

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  17. Opinionated Hussy says:

    Miss JJ…thank you for my daily guffaw!

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  18. JJ, are you a member of Mothers Against Greg Abbott? I would get one of their yard signs and write The Real MAGA on it.

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  19. The Surly Professor says:

    While the hats are as good of markers as a KKK white dunce cap, there’s another attribute that works: referring to T**** as “President Donald Trump”. Which is just what Steve Bannon has done:

    ‘Bannon’s attorney told the committee that “the executive privileges belong to President Trump” ‘.

    Gawd, I’d love to be the person tasked with telling Bannon that in spite of his fervent (and fevered) wishes, Trump is not President. And has not been since January 20-th. Maybe also to drop a copy of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram from that day on his desk … or slap him in the face with it.

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  20. Steve from Beaverton says:

    They say beauty is skin deep. Bannon proves ugly is more than skin deep. It’s good for his ratings with the cult, though. Seriously, if the Jan 6 committee can’t do something about these subpoena refusals, this is a waste of time that is just adding to the fervor of the trumpf insurrectionists. The committee needs to call their bluff and move forward on criminal charges.

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  21. And speaking of the KKK.
    https://youtu.be/3o0Z-RooQ8E

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  22. Pubilus @ 16:

    Floridian here, too.
    Believe it or not, though it took about 6 years after I moved here, I found a particularly sane corner of Florida.
    Since I’ve lived in St. Pete, I’ve seen one Trump-House and one Trump-truck — both festooned with signs. [Can’t guarantee they didn’t belong to the same person.]

    My neighborhood is the opposite. We have folks with back-yard chickens whose eggs they swap for neighbors’ home grown veggies; several little free libraries and little free pantries; and our front yards are bedecked with BLM and LGBTQ flags.
    A very welcoming place.

    I landed on my feet here, and no mistake.

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  23. P,P, @ 22 –
    Here’s another account of The Battle of Hayes Pond from Beau of the Fifth Column.
    Quite enjoyable, actually, which is, when you think about it, rather sad:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0njIHlsQWCQ&ab_channel=BeauoftheFifthColumn

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  24. AliceBeth says:

    You are braver than I am. You live in TX, I live in TN, both states with essentially no gun laws. I would not respond to anyone like that for any reason. I suppose they are armed. I am 72 and have white hair, if someone said anything to me at the Kroger about wearing a mask, I would just walk away.

    I admire your courage. I just want the stupidity of others to not end my life…by gunfire or COVID.

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