The Short Bus Spring

February 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

OK, coupla things: true, no one has asked Vicente Fox to pay for Trump’s wall. Vicente Fox is no longer el Presidente de Mexico, also true, so he can’t actually speak for the country.  But you gotta love his moxie!

I’m not paying for his [momma don’t read this word] wall!

Most of Donald’s response was to clutch his pearls and swoon over the bad Mexican’s bad words.

Then, like the bullying moron he is, Trump said, “Fine, the wall just got 10 feet taller.” Implied in that remark is “Wanna try for twenty?” like an abusive man who just beat a woman and raises his hand again: “Want another one?”

His moronic crowd cheered lustily over the strong man who doesn’t like bad language and will deservedly punish those rapey Mexicans by adding another 10 feet onto a mythical wall that will never be built. They love a daddy-figure, they love White Christianity, they love authoritarianism, so they love Donald Trump, finger-wagging faux-moralist, who comes home from a hard day at the office bankrupting companies for his personal profit to preen for his loving, xenophobic, racist, dim, children.

Hell, Donald, why not add 50 feet to the wall? What would that be, ridiculous? Check your rear-view. We passed ridiculous the minute you stepped on that escalator and started the Dumbass Revolution.

The Short Bus Spring.

~Primo

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  1. Larry from Colorado says:

    How many “momma don’t read this” words has T-rump used, then he go bonkers because Vicente Fox, ten times the man T-rump is used the F word. What a pathetic waste of oxygen Mr. hairdo is.

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  2. JAKvirginia says:

    I’ve seen him referred to as Hair Hitler. It fits, no?

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  3. Marcia in CO says:

    Oh yes, Donald has dropped the F Bomb more then once plus other cuss words … so his phony indignation at someone else [a Mexican, at that] flinging him an F Bomb is truly pathetic. As Larry from CO says: What a pathetic waste of oxygen Mr. Hairdo is.

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  4. Maybe it’s time to stop using the Short Bus term. Think about it

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  5. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    What a sniveling wimp! His recent meltdowns raise a number of questions. Did he ever attend kindergarten? (where most children learn to share) Does anyone remember him from grade school? (perhaps they could enlighten us on how many times he made it to the first inning, before taking his ball and bat to cry his way home) Did he ever date an American woman? (or, is his total experience personal ads from Pravda) …

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  6. PKM, heard that tRump hired very few Americans to work for him on a particular project and the rest were all relatives of his wife. Did I hear correctly or was that just a dream that keeps following me around in the daylight?

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  7. Unless I’m missing something or there is a dramatic change, I’m rooting for trump to win the nomination as I think that the repug party will be severely damaged and many dems will tailcoat into congress esp. the senate. The polls I’ve read show Bernie doing better against him than Clinton to where she is essentially tied with trump.
    repub voters = WTFudgemuckerupper!

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  8. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    maggie, the hiring you might be referencing is probably the one occasion in which T-Rump is somewhat innocent. It involved Polish workers who came here not only to work for T-Rump, but were at many resorts in several states that were not T-Rump properties. Our State Department and casinos have had a guest worker exchange program for several years. Might even date prior to T-Rump finding his way to Atlantic City. Basically young people from Brazil, Costa Rica, and a number of countries come here for a 6 month period to live and work, then spend a few weeks traveling the country.

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  9. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    *** Mama please do not open this link ***

    *** not safe for work ***

    *** not safe if children are present ***

    This is Bill Maher’s take on an orange SOTU speech mocking T-Rump’s criticism of former Mexican President Fox.

    http://crooksandliars.com/2016/02/bill-maher-mocks-hypocrite-andrew-dice

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  10. Oh, PKM, that was hilarious, but you were so right to warn Mama. I feel as though I should wash out my ears after all those F bombs and other terms of endearment. What was priceless was watching the actual clips of Trump using the F word indiscriminately, after acting so shocked about Vicente Fox using it. Maher’s State of the Union speech was indescribably funny, but Jon Stewart has to get in this game soon. He is missing all the fun.

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  11. Um, okay, I’m a little slow on this one. Short bus? I don’t get it.

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  12. The film “El Norte” says that the way for a Central American to sound like a Mexican is to use “[bad word in Spanish]” in every sentence, so maybe Sr. Fox was just being true to his heritage….

    But the wall could be 1000 feet higher. It’s going to exist only in Trump’s warped little mind anyway. Trump is bringing loads of new-voter Muslims to the polls, and this just encourages more Latinos to turn out too.

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  13. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Debbo, oh no you didn’t!!! “I’m a little slow on this one”

    In your defense, guess we can forgive you for the bad pun, since you didn’t ‘get’ the reference. Short bus is associated with special needs students.

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  14. Trump has, in some small way, already begun to swing a teensy-weensy bit toward center. Not much yet – and not NEARLY so much as he will need to once the primaries are over.

    So I’m wondering: how many of these anybody-unlike-me haters, daddy-figure lovers, authoritarian-lovin’ voters is he going to keep come November?

    These are the folks who don’t cotton to compromise, remember? Yet that’s exactly what Trump will need to do once he’s got his delegates lined up and the convention is in his rear view mirror. It won’t be hard for him at all – since he has no principles to compromise. The people who follow him DO have principles, however [no matter how much I may disagree with them, they are principles.] And the one major principle the vast majority of his followers share is, “NO COMPROMISE!”

    These folks will get out there and shriek against him once he starts veering toward the middle – which he must do if he actually wants to become president. And THAT is why I believe he’s actually shilling for Hillary:
    1] If he starts trimming and moving toward the middle, after THIS primary, even the short memories of the American voters will not fall for it. His base will stay home and everyone else will run away from him as fast as their little legs will carry him.
    2] If he DOESN’T start trimming, his base will remain complacent and the democrat will win.

    Of course, I don’t think Trump figured on Bernie getting into the race OR doing as well as he is doing. When he met with Hillary and offered to throw the race to her, he surely had some quid in mind for that quo. If Bernie should win, though, all his effort will have been for naught.

    Trump’s face, meet egg.

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  15. I parsed Sr. Vincente’s quout with my wife. We both think he was speaking as an individual Mexican citizen. He said “I” not we.

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  16. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    two crows, excellent analysis. But “Trump’s face, meet egg.” That is such a superlative finale! 😀

    Wally, good point. Why does T-Rump hate the 1st Amendment?

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