Thank you, Miz Lindsey

February 26, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Speaking at the Washington Press Club, Miz Lindsey Graham went all Comedy Central last night.

During his speech, Graham lamented that Hillary Clinton is about to become president, blaming it on Republicans.

“How could that be? My party has gone bat**** crazy,” he explained.

He then joked about how much Senate Republicans dislike Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX).

“If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you,” he joked.

Joked?  I don’t think so.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Thank you, Miz Lindsey”


  1. JAKvirginia says:

    I think Lindsey went all Truth or Dare. He’s gonna lose all kinds of support for his candidacy. Oh, wait…

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  2. This:

    http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/doors-gop-consulting-independent-219859

    Oh, this is gonna be such fun! The snacilbupeR are gonna implode, an “independent” conservative will split the RWNJ vote, and HRC will waltz into the White House–hopefully with a Democratic Senate in tow.

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  3. stevethereturned says:

    I think Lindsay Graham has one thing in common with President Obama at this point: both gentlemen are at the point of having very few, if any, fks left to give. That makes them both entertaining, and in Obama’s case, effective.

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  4. Sometimes the Paper Flower Peddler speaks he truth. As rare as that is.

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  5. @stevethereturned makes a good point here. Certainly in the last year of his presidency, the XXII Amendment preventing a third term he could easily win, President Obama’s POTUS bucket list has shortened considerably while his POTUS f**kit list has grown exponentially. The nacilbupeR Senator from the traitorous state of south carolina might well feel the same. Any hope he might have had for election as POTUS is effectively gone, crushed between his age and his lackluster presidential outing. Senator Graham’s bucket list is now as short as his f**kit list is long.

    Senator Graham do “go gentle into that good night.”

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  6. The party of hate, fear and ignorance sure is baring it all in public. They have nothing left, including shame.

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  7. Marcia in CO says:

    The last THREE things Ms. Lindsey has stated re the Republican Party, I have found I agreed with … shocking, I know!! A friend questioned if I was going Republican!! Yikes!! Perish the thought … I stand firm on BLUE ground, but when Lindsey Graham states a truth that I can agree with … I have to agree!

    It is scary to admit to such a thing!!

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  8. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Jokes as with theories, deserve to be tested. You first Lin Lin.

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  9. charles r. phillips says:

    If Ted Cruz is murdered on the floor of the Senate, it will be “Obama’s fault.”

    Isn’t everything the upstart, secret muslim, black man’s fault?

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  10. Graham’s party hasn’t “gone bat**** crazy.” It has been relentlessly seeking out bat**** crazy for several decades now. What is happening now did not happen by chance.

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  11. Old joke, modified.

    What is the difference between finding a dead skunk in the road and finding a dead Cruz in the road?

    Answer: There are skid marks by the skunk.

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  12. Lindsay, honey.
    Remember from the movie? If you build it, they will come?

    Well, Lindsay, you and your friends built it it.
    You built it large with a huge flag on top top to attrack ’em.
    You invited them over. You welcomed them.
    You ignored liberals warning about what you were building.

    So stop your whining, pull up your big boy pants (or are those old lady pants?) and deal with it.
    DEMOCRATS are tired of cleaning up the messes Republican make!

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  13. I hope some brave Republicans follow former Republican Jim Jeffords who switched sides because he could not stand GW.
    He was from the great state of Vermont!

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  14. What I’ve been reading from Democrats and both sane snacilbupeR is that the seeds for this self-destruction began with “Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice” Goldwater.

    Opinions?

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  15. Patticakes says:

    My Momma used to say “be careful what you ask for, you just might get it”. Mr. Turkey Waddles McConnell keeps saying that the people should speak and be able to choose the next Supreme Court nominee. Yep… another Democrat, probably a little more liberal than our beloved President Obama at this point, and a new Democratically controlled, more Liberal Senate, too. “Ask and ye shall receive.” Woohoo~!

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