The “Oh Lord, He Didn’t Say That” Award Goes to Sean Hannity’s Show
Fox News Host Jesse Watters takes the Grand Prize.
He was on Hannity’s show and they were discussing what Hannity calls the pee-pee tape, a subject Hannity seems not only obsessed on, but also a tad too comfortable talking about. You know, like he has some area of expertise.
Anyway, Watters says he knows the pee-pee tape is not true. And how does he know?
You kinda have to prepare yourself for his answer. So, take a deep breath.
Watters explains …
“And you know it’s not true because if someone pees in the bed, where are you going to sleep?” interjected Watters. “Where are you going to sleep?”
The other guest, Democrat Jessica Tarlov, does a double take, pauses for a minute looking at Watters to see if there’s any sign of life, and responds, “I don’t think he’s having a sleepover with them.”
Watters insisted, “It’s obviously not true, that doesn’t make any sense.”
Tarlov looks at him like he’s a first grader. “I think it’s transactional,” said Tarlov. “I don’t think it’s a cuddlefest.”
Don’t you wonder if he and his wife have hot sleep?
Aren’t you glad you know me? Otherwise this event would have totally escaped your world.
Thanks to Bubba for the heads up.
He’s either incredibly naive, or incredibly stupid. Or both. I vote for choice number 3.
1Watters is most likely the illegitimate spawn of Bill O’Reilly’s loofah and a passing syphilitic animal of unknown origin. While the “she” in this equation is obviously suffering from both secondary and tertiary symptoms of the disease, she remains sufficiently sentient as to not disclose the most embarrassing in her life sexual encounter with Bill. The lady ain’t talking. Thus spawn Jessie wanders through life knowing not who his mother is and failing that important early maternal bond essential in child development, he roams the Fox stage as an extreme failure to thrive infant. Or, simply put, he was raised by Bill.
2Hope he lives in a. small town. They treat the demented better than in the big city.
3Note to pervs: You never, never sleep where you have pee-pee sex.
4Her first sign of no life there was the fact that someone named Watters would discuss pee-pee in the first place.
5I have trouble thinking any self respecting pig would snuggle up with Drumpf, not even Canadian bacon.
6A ‘grown’ man(?) saying “pee-pee”? Disgusting! And, Slip, you are correct, no pig would snuggle with any of them. No pig wants nasty diseases and those rotten excuses of humanity would stink.
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