January 24, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
The big story in Texas is, “Where is Steve Stockman?”
I’m just reminding you of what I said about him before:
If he ever accidentally swallowed a laxative, he’d disappear.
There you go.
Somebody alert the damn media to quit looking.
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Methinks he might be in rehab. If he is, someone had to hold his hand and lead him there. Now, that is actually good news. Otherwise he is holed up somewhere smoking a strange kind of pipe.
1Rehab sounds like a good idea. I do hope he’s okay. But EGYPT? What in the world would he need to do in Egypt that relates to the U.S. Congress?
2Hiking the Appalachian trail? I hear Venezuelan mistresses are to be found there.
3Let’s let sleeping dogs lie. The truth is, like Martha Stewart says, it’s a good thing.
4When you think about it……. seriously…..
Do we care?
If he were the only Republican Congresscritter, who didn’t do a lick of work on behalf of the American people….. maybe… but he’s one among many we pay to do nothing.
That this is the way he’s supposedly “running a campaign” for John Cornyn’s Senate seat, is hysterical.
5I think this is some kind of selective rapture. Maybe God has decided to go ahead and rapture some of the most annoying people. And, of course, where else would he start? I bet Louie’s next. Anybody heard from him today?
6Crossing my fingers that he stays lost.
7On the one hand, out of sight out of mind.
On the other, we don’t leave anyone behind. We owe his family retrieving his earthly remains.
8This morning, while it was still not light, I entered the chicken coop to gather eggs and accidentally stepped on something resembling Congressman Stockman. But then again, it also resembled Senator Cornyn.
9Thanks to that horrid HIPPA law with its overreaching government regulation of patient privacy, we may never know which psychiatric hospital he has graced with his presence.
10This is really weird. Either he’s on a major binge, entered rehab or in hiding. Maybe he ticked off someone in Egypt & is stuffed in a pyramid. Or he’s at the bottom of a lake wearing cement shoes.
Whatever story he comes up with, if he’s ever found, will be mighty interesting. A total lie, but interesting, I’m sure.
11It’s hard to pretend I care.
12I believe he’s on a secret mission to recover the documents leaked by Edward Snowden – – because no one has yet been able to explain to him what “digital format” means.
Or, he’s playing a pickup game with Dennis Rodman in an undisclosed hermit kingdom.
13@Don A in Pennsyltucky: The Institution for the Utterly Un-Hip? Just a guess.
14From Daily Kos:
TX-Sen: Looks like Steve Stockman has pulled a D.B. Cooper, only without all the cash. A new report from the AP has the Republican congressman—who of course is trying to unseat Sen. John Cornyn in the primary—making Waldo look as conspicuous as Dumbo:
“Stockman has made just one major public appearance in Texas— chastising Cornyn as too liberal before about 50 tea party activists at a north Dallas church Jan. 14. That followed his skipping a scheduled appearance before a larger tea party group in Bedford, near Fort Worth.”
“Stockman has missed 17 straight House votes since Jan. 9— including one on the $1.1 trillion omnibus federal spending package he promised on Twitter to vote against.”
“Stockman’s staff won’t say where he is. They have ignored more than six weeks of emails, telephone messages and social media posts from The Associated Press and other news outlets.”
In fact, says the AP, the only time anyone’s laid eyes on Stockman recently was when he took a House-sponsored trip to Egypt! This vanishing act is reminiscent of ex-Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr.’s disappearance in 2012, and Stockman’s political career isn’t headed in a much better direction than JJJ’s.
15Oh my.
16https://twitter.com/StockmanSenate/status/426577381025775617
After careful consideration Stockman’s staff decided the only chance he had to win an election was to prevent him from being seen or speaking. A risky strategy but the only way they stand a chance of winning when you have a candidate who is several tacos short of a combination platter.
Someone should probably explain this to Louie and The Dewhurst. On second thought, speak on gentlemen, SPEAK ON!
17Okay, speaking of the above, I just now googled where is Louie Gohmert today? If you get bored with this, which I doubt you will beings as how today isn’t exactly your hang out in the yard day, you can google where is louie gohmert today for further entertainment. And I wonder how Gohmert would benefit from the Trans Pacific Partnership if it gets fast tracked which we do not want it done. NO FAST TRACK FOR TPP. Congress 202 225 3121. White House 202 456 1111.
18I think JJ may have something there with the laxative theory. Someone should check the “facilities” wherever he was last seen. He could be a dried-out husk lying on a bathroom floor somewhere. I don’t really care, to be honest, but the husk could at least be returned to his family for proper disposal.
19Sounds as though his body has finally wandered off to join his mind.
20Since he is supposed to be from Friendswood, I will check the Caps and Corks Bar in Baybrook Mall. But I betcha he’s at that bar that’s 2 blocks from his house next to the dollar store and behind the Chinese restaurant that’s been there for 15 years and yet strangely never has any customers actually eating there. That sounds more like him.
21I think it was on Lawrence O’Donnell’s show last night that Stockman’s whereabouts will be revealed on Monday … oh, the tension … the excitement! NOT!!
22Stockman ain’t a mystery. A mystery is the ingredients in a chicken nugget. Stockman is a freakin’ moron.
23Ducking process servers?
24I think he’s back at the crossroads trying to get a SECOND mortgage on his soul.
25My guess is that he’ll suddenly reappear and claim that radical liberal feminist Islamist gay Nazis kidnapped him, but he was able to free himself though his 2nd Amendment rights… It’ll turn out, or course, that he was on a prolonged bender in a cheap motel – but that part won’t be shown on Fox News.
26I hope he’s well, BUT, is there any equivalent of detention for not going to congress? I guess as a Teabagger he’s taken their ideas for Govt. to it’s logical conclusion: abandonment. Too bad it looks like a patronage no-show full pay job…
27Could he be in Toronto partying with Rob Ford??
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