The F Word
You know, Republicans have been all out of sorts since we made them quit using the N word. And they were to a lesser but important degree unhappy about not being able to use bitch, gal, little lady, or honey when referring to coworkers.
So, you know, they have gone into a frenzied delight over being able to say Let’s Go, Brandon! because everybody knows what they mean is F*** Joe Biden. They get the F word without actually saying the F word.
I thought I had seen it all, but nobody had taken the cake yet and made Let’s Go, Brandon! a religious sacrament or an act of baptism.
Until Governor Greg Abbott. I’m going to give you the link, but I want you to prepare yourself. Governor Abbott sent out an email to his supporters and unfortunate people who got signed up for his emails because some damn Republican thinks that’s hysterically funny. The email claims he’s in need money real bad because he’s all that stands between an army of lefties overtaking Texas and killing the memory of Donald Trump, the greatest man who ever lived.
So, he’s selling Let’s Go, Brandon! wrapping paper for all your Christmas needs. It even has Christmas stars and little wreaths on it. What a wonderful way to welcome the Christ child on Christmas morning! The F word always gives that warm feeling in your bowels, you know.
And since they have trademarked the word Christian, you gotta wonder if this is the new Christmas robe for the clergy.
And to make this very special, only if you look closely do you begin to realize you’re making a monthly pledge of at least $35 in order to get this charming Christmas wrapping paper. So, not only is it snazzy, it’s swanky.
Had to g**gle the origin of “let’s go Brandon”. Not totally surprised it came from NASCAR. Dog help us. Our only hope seems to be the refusal of vaccines by the dumb***t wingers lessening their influence in the voting booth.
1When someone tells you who they are, believe them.
2Who the heck is Brandon?
Instead of “…it’s swanky.”, I think that you mean ‘scammie’. Which is what the whole Rethug apparatus is, a seething scumpit of scams; and unfortunately there are tens of millions of dumbasses around who gobble it all down.
3Just when you think they cannot possible go lower….
4Just sent this to our “esteemed” governor: Cannot believe you are fund raising off of the Brandon meme. Just when one believes Republicans cannot possibly go any lower, here you are! Think about your choice of words – as governor of the 2nd largest state in the union – when you go to church and offer your pious prayers.
5Hey Greg, you kiss trump’s ass with that mouth?
6Did these people, emotionally, never get past middle school?
7And, everybody wonders why the only “conservative” comedians aren’t funny at all. This is the best they can do?
8Grandma Ada, the Liberal Redneck Trae Crowder and a friend of his, Corey Ryan Forrester anticipated your question.
I’d say apologies in advance, but given the middle school topic of conversation, it probably won’t be surprising.
https://youtu.be/9DBID6rTEMI
9I hope Fox News covers Abbott in their annual War On Christmas.
If not, perhaps Ricky Bobby can pray as he did in Talledega Nights for deliverance from this desecration of the true meaning of Christmas:
“Dear lord baby Jesus, We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R.”
10“Let`s Go Donald Brandon – Mr Loser” .
11And did you notice you MUST give a phone number, and that signs you up for robo calls?
12Sandridge @3, neither swanky or scammie. Let’s go Brit with this. It’s WANKY like everything else orbiting around tRump and the QOP.
??? “Let’s go Brandon”??? NASCAR? Really. The Qcumbers suck at anagrams.
13And now a Southwest Airlines pilot is under investigation by that entity for saying those words over the intercom, to the gasps of many passengers. If I were one of them, I’d want to get off and wait for a saner pilot.
14Opinionated: They can’t fool me. I gave them your phone number instead of mine.
You’re welcome.
15Need the number?
(512) 463-2000 – Office of the Governor Main Switchboard
(office hours are 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. CST)
Mailing Address
Office of the Governor
P.O. Box 12428
Austin, Texas 78711-2428
Gov’s mansion fronts on Colorado St, between 10th & 11th [used to park in front of it], Lavaca St at rear. DPS HQ are across 10th St., corner of Colorado. Capitol and everything else is between 11th and 15th.
16One of the state’s major telecomms centers is cattycorner, east side of Colorado between 10th & 9th; perhaps more important than the rest.
Forgot key element, the Texas main banking organization and lobby is behind the DPS HQ, across from the mansion sideyard.
17A free web service will give you a full fake identity, including a phone number:
https://fauxid.com/identity
I recommend calling the number it generates before giving it to anyone, because it might actually correspond to a real phone. I’d sorta hate for the local hospital to start getting advertising/scam calls, just because I did not want to get them.
Also: the credit card numbers it generates satisfy the algorithm used to assure that a CC number is valid. Truly random numbers won’t work. Using the site is slightly amusing; I just discovered that I am a 29 year old female with brown eyes and grey hair, living in Cowley, Wyoming.
The Do Not Pay website (https://donotpay.com/learn/fake-phone-number) will actually generate a working number that lasts for 10 minutes, long enough for you to get a validation text or message from services that require it. I have not used it, but some of my female students use it to get rid of guys that pester them for a number.
Irrelevant note: Legend has it that one student at a bar had an insistent suitor hand her his phone, so she could enter her number in it. Instead she used it to venmo $100 to the bar to pay the bill for her and her friends, with a generous tip for the bartender. While I’m suspicious that this is an urban legend, I’d like to believe it’s true.
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