That’s A Plan, Gomer
Okay, Alex Jones is set to go to trial in Austin, Texas, next week. To tell you the truth, everybody here is sitting on pins and needles waiting to see what stunt he pulls next to stall the process one more damn time.
I think we have our answer. He’s decided to show how much he loves America by cutting off his own appendages. Apparently he’s going for the “I’m insane. Just look at the blood.” defense.
Mr Jones unsheathed a knife and said he wanted to cut off one of his fingers to show how grateful he was to his audience.
“And that’s why when I salute you — I’m not into self-harming, but I just actually want to take this dagger and just cut a finger off right on air to show you how much I appreciate you and what you’ve done,” he said, adding, “Giving up a finger to beat these people is nothing!”
He is not insane. He knows perfectly well what he’s doing. You’ll notice that he’s not giving up his trigger or bullhorn finger.
However, if he really wants to impress everybody, he picked the wrong damn appendage.