Thanks for the Concern and a Laugh for You
Some of you have inquired about our weather here last night. We stayed high and dry but our street flooded and it didn’t even flood during Harvey. The Brazos River is at peak because of rain upstream and we are expecting a lot more rain here this week. So, I’ve been putting anything I love up high – preparing for the worst but hoping for the best.
Meanwhile, there’s Jerry Falwell, Jr. to entertain me. Michael Cohen says he helped bury ya-ya pictures of Falwell right before he endorsed Trump.
It is unclear what the photos allegedly depicted. Cohen described the images as “photos between husband, wife, and the whole bit.”
“I actually have one of the photos,” he said on the recording. “It’s terrible.”
Well, that’s not hard to believe. Any photo of Falwell is pretty terrible. Why, right here is one of his dick pix.
You recall that it was Falwell who first suggested that Trump should get two more years on his term of office because we’ve been picking on him. So, I pretty much know who has those photos now.
I wonder if Trump also has the Graham Boys – Franklin and Lindsey – pictures.
I’m betting yep.
Between Falwell, the Graham’s, and one or two others you could probably flesh out a pretty good ‘Illustrated Leviticus.’
1And why did Falwell turn to Trump’s lawyer to get rid of those
‘troublesome ‘ pictures?
Was there so quid pro quo involved?
I’ll support you if you do a favor for me?
2Stay safe Texans!
Meanwhile in an alternative meaning to “high and dry” there’s Jerry Falwell Jr. stealing some of Junior Mint’s light as the weakest link in the next generation. Jerry Jr’s threesome with his wife and the pool boy might eclipse Jimmy and Tammy Faye Bakker’s “we have sinned, forgive us” jamboree moment.
In the Dee Cee compromise to kompromat covfefe spectrum, Lindsey is a sure bet in the singles division. Mixed doubles contenders Old Scratch and Elaine Chao McConnell. Ah yes, a “picture is worth a thousand words.” But when the photos are released, how many words of please, please, please begging must we include so that someone trusted verifies the evidence thus sparing us the eyeball assault of that ‘shared’ pull on the fig leaves?
3Nice picture of Mr Falwell with two thumbs up.
4Do the Grahams have a thing for pool boys? It probably runs in the family…
5Stay safe Texans.
6Well, ya know — I’m all for Trump getting 2 more years as president. Or I would be if it weren’t for that pesky document that he just keeps trying to overturn but still manages to get in his way with alarming regularity.
But still, I’d be all for it — so long as President Obama gets 8 more years because of all the picking on him the Republicans did the entire time he was in office. And AT LEAST THREE more supreme court justices to make up for Trump getting Garland’s slot.
Aamof, that might be a good amendment to add to the aforesaid document. Maybe then the snacilbupeR would think twice or thrice before doing their damnedest to undermine every Democrat who dares to venture anywhere near the Oval.
As for two more years for Trump — how ’bout 20? In jail. That should work.
7So the pics are in the White House? And those two, Falwell and Trump are thick as fleas with each other? Anybody know another word for “smut”?
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