Thank you, Sweet HeyZeus
Y’all, Donald Trump is going to visit the Tex-Mex border.
Trump is scheduled to visit Laredo on Thursday to hold a meet and greet with the local Border Patrol union, see the border and address local law enforcement officials.
I really, really think it’s brave of him to walk into Rapeville and Crimetown.
I visit Laredo often, even though it’s 300 miles from me. To be honest, the Democratic Party Chairman in Laredo owns a great bar so that has something to do with my regular visits.
Laredo is one of the safest towns of its size in the entire country, but it is oh dear Lord hot. In August, the odds of Trump’s hair glue melting and running down his face are better than good.
I give him 15 minutes to start an international incident.
Like Trump or not (and I don’t) – at least I bet he does not put on a bullet-proof jacket and strut around with a gun, like Rick Perry and Hannity.
1@Cheryl
2He has people for that.
Prolly already contracted Mexicans to cross the Rio Grande while he speaks. Bring Miss Lindsey along so they have someone to rape.
3It will probably take less than 15 minutes.
4I want to see Trump water-ski on Falcon Lake.
5If T-Rump’s “hair” glue melts, maybe Animal Control will arrest him.
Sam in San Antonio, you need to read one of T-Rump’s divorce decrees. His notion of athletic is lying on his back and having the woman do all the work.
6It just keeps getting better. Make more popcorn.
7I hope a drug cartel kidnaps him and shaves his head and keeps him in a room till after the election.
8mmmmmmm popcorn here too, this is too good to miss.
9Trump is coming down to the border in person? Wow! Just shows what a hands-on guy he is. (Or maybe what a photo-op guy he is.)
10I thought he already had created an international incident.
11He won’t get a chance, probably, because he’ll be holed up with the Breitbarts and that local Border Patrol union in someplace with killer air conditioning, steak, and booze. They probably won’t even give him real Tex-Mex (I could wish…New Yorkers frequently have no stomach, literally speaking, for real Border Tex-Mex and he would spend the next 12 hours claiming he’d been poisoned.) People will cheer him and pat him on the back and swear eternal friendship and put him back in his private jet and send him away.
I would go down to Laredo myself except that I have other things to do. But not to see the Border. I grew up on the Border. My mother grew up on the Border. My grandfather moved the family down there when she was just five and had been on the Border before then.
12“Border Patrol union”? He’s meeting with a union? Scott Walker et al’s heads explode!
13T-rump has actually done something good! He has brought Berkeley Breathed out of retirement with a new Bloom County! OH JOY!
https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreathed/photos/a.114529165244512.10815.108793262484769/1009579989072754/?type=1&permPage=1
14Has anyone told El Chapo yet?
15Micr’s #2 made me snort and spill my red beer! Hahahahahahahaha! Thank yoooo!
16Wow! My service dog’s name is Hey Zeus!
Thanks for the shout-out!
17Oh boy. Bloom County.
18Has he been and done gone yet? Has his hair gone with him?
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