Thank you, Sweet HeyZeus
Y’all, Donald Trump is going to visit the Tex-Mex border.
Trump is scheduled to visit Laredo on Thursday to hold a meet and greet with the local Border Patrol union, see the border and address local law enforcement officials.
I really, really think it’s brave of him to walk into Rapeville and Crimetown.
I visit Laredo often, even though it’s 300 miles from me. To be honest, the Democratic Party Chairman in Laredo owns a great bar so that has something to do with my regular visits.
Laredo is one of the safest towns of its size in the entire country, but it is oh dear Lord hot. In August, the odds of Trump’s hair glue melting and running down his face are better than good.
I give him 15 minutes to start an international incident.