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Texas Republican State Senator Glenn Hegar, my personal state senator, voted against banning texting while driving.  Wanna know why?

Glen Hegar, The Oh My God What An Idiot Prize winner today

State Sens. Glenn Hegar, R-Katy, and Robert Nichols, R-Jacksonville, opposed the ban, saying it was too much government intrusion. Hegar wondered aloud if lawmakers would next try to ban burgers and sodas in the car. “The question is what do we ban people from doing in their cars?” he asked.

Okay, let’s sort this out.  Glenn Hegar voted FOR the government to force an instrument into a woman’s vagina against her will and  to force her ears open like something out of A Clockwork Orange in order for her to do something that is perfectly legal and Constitutionally protected in this country, but thinks government would be too big and intrusive to keep people from texting while driving.

My head hurts, y’all.

And Senator Hegar asks what do we ban people from doing in their cars?   Well, we ban you from driving while under the influence or not wearing your glasses or not having a license or breaking the speed limit.

Government has every right to be in the backseat of my car, you damn fool.  It is in the public interest, you hog hollerin’ son of a motherless goat.  But, Glenn, in your favor, you don’t drool much for a dumb guy.

So, maybe Glenn would be in favor of banning texting from your vagina while driving?

Y’all, I am so sorry to have to keep using the word vagina, but this is Texas and if you want to get a male Republican’s attention, you have to use it.  They certainly do.

Thanks to Edith Ann for the heads up!