Texas Wins Dirtiest Attorney General
I think all of you know that the Texas Attorney General, Ken Paxton, is a damn crook. He was indicted for felony securities fraud in 2015 and still hasn’t gone to trial. The man even got his Super DeLux Brand Christian wife elected to the state legislature to change the law he violated. Even the other Republicans in the lege, who all are lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon wheel rut, couldn’t swallow that one.
Now we’re adding more crimes and the FBI is involved. I’m here to tell you that this one is gonna stick. Wanna know why? Simple. There’s sex involved.
Seven top members of Paxton’s staff at the AG’s office all resigned and accused Paxton of bribery, abuse of office, and holy cow – sex.
Federal agents are looking into claims by former members of Paxton’s staff that the high-profile Republican committed bribery, abuse of office and other crimes to help Austin real estate developer Nate Paul, the people told The Associated Press. They insisted on anonymity to discuss the investigation because it is ongoing.
And here’s the sex part.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton had an extramarital affair with a woman whom he later recommended for a job with the wealthy donor now at the center of criminal allegations against him, according to two people who said Paxton told them about the relationship.
Paxton says everybody on the planet is lying about him and he’s used to it. Yeah, like that time when he picked up a Mont Blanc fountain pen that another lawyer had accidentally left in the security scan basket, denied he knew anything about it and then suddenly “found it!” in the back of his brief case when security cameras saw him take it.
The guy would steal the fillings out of his grandmother’s teeth.
Thanks to everybody for the heads ip.