Texas Has Arrived
In case you haven’t heard, Texas is all the rage in Norway.
Helt Texas is a slang phrase in Norway meaning, you guessed it, totally crazy.
“In Norwegian, ‘texas’ means mayhem and chaos, as in cowboys punching each other and breaking chairs over each other’s heads.”
Need examples?
Describing a crazy soccer match at an online sports journal.
Or maybe this …
However, I believe they shouldn’t stop there. Texas can also mean …
He Did Not Keep Us Safe.
Or maybe …
I Smoke The Marijuana.
Texas can also mean …
Texas: a verb meaning “I kiss Donald Trump’s ass.”
Don’t stop there….
Texas: pathetic adjective meaning “Men with Small Winkies.”
Here’s one meaning of Texas —
Dumber than damn Rick Perry
Norway needs to stop by here and get their hair done. They are selling Texas short with such a limited meaning.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.