Ted and The Commies
For a man who couldn’t run a twenty yard dash even if there was Piles O’ PAC Money on the other end, Ted Cruz has some majorly strong thoughts about the upcoming Olympics in China.
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said on Sunday that he hoped U.S. athletes “go over there and kick their commie asses” at the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics.
First, commie? Really? It’s so much fun to dust off the Cold War. Think of military industrial complex in these times of trouble we face. We have radical rightwing theocracy threatening our survival but Ted is worried about the commies? Trump’s friends?
Ted ran for president and pretty much showed he’s out of the ass-kicking business. He kow-towed to Donald Trump. Look, you gotta turn in your ass kickin’ keys when you allow a man to insult your wife’s appearance and call your father a murdered. That’s in the ass kickin’ rules. Look it up.
I think maybe Ted Cruz is just Louie Gohmert with hair and a weird accent.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, JJ! I will never look at Ted Cruz the same way again!
1The problem is that you don’t have the right kind of glasses. They can be purchased from one of the stolen election PACs. With the special lenses and the tints, Donnie and Rafael look like bad ass leaders of the righteous masses.
2Oh, and squint really hard, too. That helps the glasses do the transformation better.
The go to description for anything a GOPer doesn’t like is communist or socialist; I’m sure they couldn’t define either if asked.
3JJ, it is wonderful to see you back and firing on all cylinders!
Ain’t nobody shows ’em for what they are like you do. Thank you.
I hope you’re surrounded by everybody you love this weekend.
4Finally some justice:
5GUILTY: Travis McMichael convicted on all counts for murder of black jogger Ahmaud Arbery – Raw Story –
https://www.rawstory.com/ahmaud-arbery-mcmichael-verdict/
chester, if ted and louie really wanna be taken seriously by today’s repugnantcan party, they oughta be getting their fashion advice from roger stone.
6https://mobile.twitter.com/jdlovitz/status/1088858113493647362
Why stop at commies (who are really more capitalists) Ted?
7Don’t you want to also kick some Iraqi, Grenadian, Vietnamese, Korean, German, Japanese…
Communism: From those who can to those who cannot.
So, unless his children pay room and board, and all their other expenses, his family is communist.
8I think maybe Ted Cruz is just Louie Gohmert with hair and a weird accent.
That is enouigh to give Godzilla nightmares.
9I second that sentiment, Peon. It is a joy to see regular posts from Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself again. We’ve missed you so much!!!
10I hope this comes out right, Ms Juanita Jean is a grand consolation prize since we lost Molly Ivins.
11Teddie Crooze. Always a ‘success’ at saying the most unctuous and stupid thing possible when opening his pie hole.
While Moscow Mitch is the most evil SOB in the Senate, and Louie Gohmert tenuously holds on to being the dumbest in the House, DetesTed maintains a solid lead in being the most hated putz in Congress by his colleagues and probably most of America.
12Rafael also thought it was a good idea to needle Gavin Newsom about having Thanksgiving in Cabo. You know, in case anyone forgot how he left Texas (and his dog!) when it got cold.
Good tactics there, Teddy.
13“That’s in the ass kickin’ rules. Look it up.”
I’m new here. But this line makes me think I’ve landed in the right place! Thanks!
14My favorite Ted Crud story is about the person who worked with him in 2000 on GWB’s suit to avoid a recount in Florida. This person was asked why so many people take an instant dislike to Sen. Crud. The answer: “It just saves time.”
A family member who was at Harvard Law School with Crud has confirmed that as an accurate description of how most of his classmates regarded him.
15The Tedster is the walking definition of all those guys who think they can magically fart a birthday cake with all the candles lit! And then they wonder why their own ass is burning!
16Happy Thanksgiving to everyone at the salon!!!
17Anyone have a caricature of croozer in a turkey suit? Or maybe louie?