Taking Penis Envy to New Republican Heights

July 09, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Janis Lane, President of the Central Mississippi Tea Party, does not like me.  Or you, if you are a hooter toter.  She has some very clear on ideas on what is wrong with the world and, dammit, it’s wimmen.

When asked if she thought it was wrong for Republican men to tell women what to do with their bodies, Janis was ready with the Tea Party answer:

Lane: Our country might have been better off if it was still just men voting. There is nothing worse than a bunch of mean, hateful women. They are diabolical in how than can skewer a person. I do not see that in men. The whole time I worked, I’d much rather have a male boss than a female boss. Double-minded, you never can trust them.

Because women have the right to vote, I am active, because I want to make sure there is some sanity for women in the political world. It is up to the Christian rednecks and patriots to stand up for our country.

Janis Lane: Her bumper sticker says, "I'd Rather Be Beating Up Women."

Now, since women can’t be trusted, wasn’t it a damn perfect move of the Central Mississippi Tea Party electing her President of their fine organization?

I probably shouldn’t say this but I’d be willing to bet that Tammy May Frontage, the secretary of said Central Mississippi Tea Party, ran off with Janis’ husband last week.

If you see Janis around,  tell her she has to turn in her hooters.  Now.

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