Checklist for the North Korea Nuke Negotiations

May 24, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Trump’s a lunatic being manipulated by the bad guys in the WH, and normal people understand that.  Mike Pence?  He’s a mindless moron, also being manipulated by the bad guys in the WH (when he pulls his nose out of Trump’s…uh, never mind).  This week, both Trump and Pence went on national teevee and talked about how North Korea could end up like Libya if Kim Jong Un didn’t play ball with the US.  Keep in mind that when they say that, they’re talking about Muammar Gaddafi being chased down and murdered in a not very nice way by rebels when his government collapsed after he gave up his nuclear weapons.  So to aid Trump and Pence in their preparation for North Korea summit talks, I’ve developed a handy checklist:

  • Don’t bring up Libya.
  • Don’t bring up Libya.
  • Don’t bring up Libya.
  • Don’t bring up Libya.
  • Don’t bring up Libya.
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Hope that helps.

Out of Bounds

April 30, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Many are shouting this morning that Michelle Wolf was way out of bounds on Saturday when she insulted Sarah Sanders and Kellyanne Conway at the WHCD.  Trumpland was having the vapors on Sunday talk shows, and is in high spin on Faux & Friends over Wolf’s performance.  Here’s a reality check about those who are so offended:

I’m unmoved by those now taking offense at a comedienne’s crass humor.

Now, a Fake Nobel – Using Identity Theft

April 30, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

If you held your nose and watched on Saturday, you heard the crowds at Trump’s campaign rally chanting “Nobel! Nobel! Nobel!” to Trump as he took complete credit for the thawing of relations between the two Koreas.  Let’s be frank; the vast majority of his followers don’t even know the meaning of the word Nobel, making it a certainty that the chant was planted by Trump operatives.  Additionally, FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW, a nomination for Trump was forged using identity theft.  That’s right, folks, Trumpland is actively working, illegally, I might add, to get Trump a Nobel Peace Prize.  The notion of Trump winning a Nobel is as laughable as Bernie Madoff winning Financial Deal of the Year award, but don’t let your laughter cloud your awareness.  The Nobel chant on Saturday was not just some spontaneous response from an adoring crowd – it’s an operation by Trumpland because Obama has one and he doesn’t.

We already know that Trump has lied for decades about a number of issues, including his own wealth to get into the Forbes 400.  This lie is classic Trump, but more pernicious – this time, he’s not simply impersonating himself to fluff up his own net worth.  This time, someone trying to help Trump has used identity theft to nominate Trump for a Nobel.  Shortly after that forgery, a crowd of sycophants in Michigan “spontaneously” starts chanting for Trump to get that nomination so he could demure and act (emphasis on act) modestly. What a coingkidink.

Putting aside the fact that the two Koreas have gotten together to mutually protect each of their countries from the lunatic infesting the White House, an end to the Korean War is a major event.  And I guess you could credit Trump for that thawing if threatening to murder millions of people would be considered diplomacy and peacemaking.  However, the real story here is that Trump is trying to use this major event for his own gain, which, of course, is the entire reason that he inflicted himself on the US in the first place.

 

 

The Obvious Result

April 20, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: China, Trump

It’s finally happening.  Trump’s policy pronouncements, probably tweeted while sitting on the toilet, have veered wildly from free trading to isolationist protectionism; from pro gun control to capitulating to the demands of the NRA; from attacking private businesses and the Post Office to insulting television personalities and petty feuds.  He’s threatened everything from nuclear war to global trade war.  He’s promised to eliminate the deficit while piling on an additional $1.5 trillion with the stroke of a pen.  He regularly threatens to jail political opponents.  He’s unstable, morally unfit for office, and basically living life in the White House as the cheesy reality television star he is.  In short, United States global policy has taken on the characteristics of a washing machine load of soiled towels, on high spin banging from side to side, only to be stopped by a power failure to make it all come to a halt before it floods the floor with filth.

In all of this chaos, Trump’s behavior has now become normalized.  The behavior of this shitbag infesting the White House has numbed our population to the most outrageous, totally corrupt conduct by any public official in US history.  His public speaking style is that of the ramblings of a moron.  He holds no standards of behavior; he has no foundation; he rambles incoherently about critical issues of national security; he has no grounding in true belief.  He’s a wind vane spinning wildly in the political winds.  He tweets a foundational principle – and within hours, he reverses himself.  He went after Amazon, claiming it was cheating the Postal Service out of billions of dollars and not paying sales tax.  Trump’s attack temporarily tanked the stock 15% or about $100 billion in market value.  His ranting about a trade war with China cost the Dow Jones 3,000 points.

The response of normal people? Depression. Fear.  Foreboding. The response of Trumpists who are just as goofy as he is?  Euphoria at the prospect of the second coming of the Man in the Sky caused by global chaos.  The response of the markets and other global powers?  Whipsawed.  Only, something changed after the on again off again threat of trade wars and attacks on Amazon.  After a year and a half of random idiocy, reversals, threats and nonsense, the markets have learned to ignore him.  He’s roiled the markets with wildly divergent tweets, numbing the influential with idiotic ramblings.  Those who pull the levers commerce have now learned to disregard his bullshit.  The market has learned that his random and wildly divergent tweets really have no basis except to garner attention for himself.  There is no basis in policy, no foundation, no ideology.  Our national policy has the same characteristics of that of a chimpanzee banging on a laptop keyboard.  He tweets simply for self gratification and attention.  Business leaders have learned that a random tweet doth not make policy – only when an adult (what few are left) speaks do they listen.  Otherwise they ignore His Orangeness.

For the first time, with the possible exception of the depths of the Watergate scandal, our country has no one at the helm.  The key lesson that I’ve learned is that the Founders so ingeniously designed our form of government that it can actually operate to some level with no leadership in the White House.  Its resiliency is further demonstrated by a hopeless deadlocked Congress which is also providing no direction, no responsible leadership, or even any common sense.

How long can we go like this?  Who knows, but my real fear is that as more and more people learn to ignore the rantings of the lunatic in the White House, his anger at being ignored will drive him to more and more outrageous conduct that will hopefully one day awake the Congress from its coma.  And that won’t be pretty.

 

They Can’t Even Get the Year Right

April 18, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Yesterday, Trump tweeted the official White House statement on the passing of Barbara Bush.  As usual, there was no proofreader on duty, probably because there aren’t any.  Have a look:

Oh, and It Gets Better…

April 17, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Cohen, Trump

Breaking this afternoon, Fox Noise screamer Sean Hannity has now been tied to TWO more Trump attorneys.  They are Victoria Toensing and Jay Sekulow; Sekulow is Trump’s lead attorney in the Mueller investigation, and you’ll recall that Toensing is the wife of Joseph diGenova, a Fox screamer and who Trump named to his legal team earlier this team, only to disqualify himself due to “conflicts of interest”.

It gets better…