April 18, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump
Yesterday, Trump tweeted the official White House statement on the passing of Barbara Bush. As usual, there was no proofreader on duty, probably because there aren’t any. Have a look:
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Spanky Drumpf speaks a dialect of KKKEnglish and NaziGerman we call Drumpfbonics around stately Micr Manor. Few outside the alt-right Nationalist sphere understand it let alone speak it. Proofreading is out of the question.
1Proof that DJT is living in the past.
2Hey, coulda easily been 1997…
3ARRGGGHHHH
4I really do not think Trump wrote the eulogy, it’s coherent.
5He probably copied into his Twitter account and of course got the date wrong because he has no idea what day it is.
“thoughts and prayers”– that flashing sign of insincerity.
6Not just dumb but phony as a $2 bill. Sincerity is just not his racket.
7Trump answers the question “If you had a Time Machine…”
Trump harbors such a grudge against JEB, and he’s so vindictive, he’d rather go back to April 17th, 2017, than Hitler’s rise to power in Germany during the 1930’s.
8I did the same thing on a check I wrote a couple of weeks ago. But I caught the mistake and fixed it myself.
9maggie – While they are almost as scarce as hen’s teeth, $2 bills still exist. You just don’t see them because nobody in retail wants to deal with them. The cash registers don’t have enough bill slots.
Now, if you go to the track, I believe they are still in circulation there…
10Trump has lost control of his presidency. He is not playing 4D chess. The enemy is running circles around him. There will be no wall and soon no Trump when Democrats come roaring back in the midterm elections.
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