Deep Fryer Sid’s Political Advisor Indicted
Deep Fryer Sid Miller, famous for using taxpayer dollars traveling to roping events and to get his “Jesus shots”, took a political hit today as his top consultant, Todd Smith, was indicted for theft and commercial bribery in connection with his apparent selling of state hemp distribution licenses. The licenses normally $100 each, were allegedly sold by Smith as “exclusive” for $150,000. Miller’s Ag department is charged with managing these licenses. Oops.
Miller, a braggadocios redneck shitbag and Trump Humper who loves to post radically partisan manure on his social media accounts, is a national embarrassment for Texas, well known for spending thousands of donor dollars for decorating his state office and for traveling on the taxpayer dime for personal trips. He was shamed into reimbursing the state for the trips, likely motivated by a Texas Rangers criminal investigation of his spending. You’ll recall that Miller used $55,000 of donor funds to outfit his state office with lots of dead animals and hairy furniture.
Worse, now his political cronies have apparently been profiting from Miller’s political office. No one should be surprised.