Deep Fryer Sid’s Political Advisor Indicted
Deep Fryer Sid Miller, famous for using taxpayer dollars traveling to roping events and to get his “Jesus shots”, took a political hit today as his top consultant, Todd Smith, was indicted for theft and commercial bribery in connection with his apparent selling of state hemp distribution licenses. The licenses normally $100 each, were allegedly sold by Smith as “exclusive” for $150,000. Miller’s Ag department is charged with managing these licenses. Oops.
Miller, a braggadocios redneck shitbag and Trump Humper who loves to post radically partisan manure on his social media accounts, is a national embarrassment for Texas, well known for spending thousands of donor dollars for decorating his state office and for traveling on the taxpayer dime for personal trips. He was shamed into reimbursing the state for the trips, likely motivated by a Texas Rangers criminal investigation of his spending. You’ll recall that Miller used $55,000 of donor funds to outfit his state office with lots of dead animals and hairy furniture.
Worse, now his political cronies have apparently been profiting from Miller’s political office. No one should be surprised.
The QOP should try one final rebranding – CBU or Criming Be Us.
1Now this is the kind of Republican I understand – get into office and blatantly suck out every dollar possible. These new kind of GOPERS, they’re power hungry for what? Is it all just about punishing their constituents?
2Don’t forget Miller hired Ted Nugent as his campaign manager. Yep, he’s all class.
3As I recall, Miller’s predecessor was a woman. This rankled a helluva lot of people. “Agriculture is a man’s job!” yadda yadda yadda Well, sweet peas, you got what you wanted. Now look at the mud on your boots!
4Believe rudee Giuliani is available to lawyer for him. See his recent press conference photo at the Ritz:
5https://mobile.twitter.com/vicsepulveda/status/1483573527299059712
Maggie, that’s not mud on his boots!
6Two jokes that are something to distract:
Steve from Beaverton @ 5: The MeidasTouch group has tweeted “Laugh all you want, but Rudy is ready to take this subpoena straight to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott.”
Katherine@6: There’s an old story about Harry S Truman’s advisors asking Mrs. Truman if she could get him to stop referring to some Republican efforts as “manure”, and instead call them “fertilizer”. She shook her head and said, “No, probably not. It took me 30 years to get him to use the word manure ! “
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