You know that piñata you got for your kid’s birthday party?  Trite, cheap, and lowbrow.

Enjoy!

Donald Trump knows how to entertain!

Speaking at some fancy pants conservative think tank thing, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross recalled his time at Mar-a-Lago with the Chinese president.

“Just as dessert was being served, the president explained to Mr. Xi he had something he wanted to tell him, which was the launching of 59 missiles into Syria,” Ross said. “It was in lieu of after-dinner entertainment.”

As the crowd laughed, Ross added: “The thing was, it didn’t cost the president anything to have that entertainment.”

And tonight’s after dinner entertainment will be watching Arkansas execute prisoners.

And as a small aside, I fret when the Commerce Secretary thinks missiles are free.  On the other hand, I am pretty certain that it didn’t cost Trump anything since he doesn’t pay taxes.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.