Dan Crenshaw has announced that he’s not able to attend the NRA convention in Houston this weekend because of his…wait for it…trip to Ukraine.  His office has confirmed that he will conveniently not be back in time to make his appearance at the convention.  His spokesperson also asserted that his extended trip in Ukraine has nothing to do with the slaughter of 10 people in Buffalo and 21 people (including 19 small children) in Uvalde.  It’s simply pure coincidence.

Sure.  He’s not as stupid as he acts.

Mini Trump, Dan Crenshaw, has just stepped in it, and he’s being unmercifully mocked.  Imitating Trump, he’s trying to whip up outrage over the fake issue of “woke” policies in the US military…you know, those terrible policies like racial and gender equality, non-discrimination, and inclusion.  He has asked that “whistleblowers” in the military report, through his “Whistleblower Form” all “woke” policies that are supposedly destroying the military as he remembers it.  And the results are hilarious, quoting from movies like A Few Good Men, Stripes, MASH, and others.  Here’s a few great examples of the reports Crenshaw is now receiving:

pic.twitter.com/VIEUHqZmAY

— Matt Separa (@MattSepara) May 29, 2021

https://twitter.com/FlaBeJota/status/1398756227920896000?s=20

Top 3 Whistleblowers on Team Crenshaw/Cotton so far:

1. Major Frank Burns
2. General Dreedle
3. General Jack D. Ripper

These patriots have had enough and won't stay silent any longer! pic.twitter.com/1e1iHtXuaZ

— Christopher Ankersen (@ProfAnkersen) May 30, 2021

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1398786540419964933?s=20

It goes on and on and is most entertaining.  Crenshaw wins the National Embarrassment of Texas award for today.