To Commemorate His Inaugural
To celebrate his historic inauguration as, uh…urp, president, Cheeto Jesus announced a new line of commemorative souvenirs not made in the USA. Here they are:
And finally, in limited supply,
To celebrate his historic inauguration as, uh…urp, president, Cheeto Jesus announced a new line of commemorative souvenirs not made in the USA. Here they are:
And finally, in limited supply,
Here it is, exclusive to those wanting to emulate the provenance of Cheeto Jesus, his own personal bronzer. No, really. Check it out.