Donald Trump is having way too much fun poking at Jeb! Bush. There needs to be a legal limit to the amount of times you can kick sand in a guy’s face.

Trump threw a little spoiled rich boy punch —

“So Bush has no money, he’s cutting, he’s meeting today with mommy and daddy.”

It’s true.  That did happen.  In all fairness, his brother was also there, which in my mind is even more emasculating.

So Bush picked himself up off the playground, wiped blood from his nose, and stuck out his lower lip.

I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that.” — at a town hall in Charleston, SC

Hey Jeb!, you have no cool stuff to do. Your brother already did it all. Unless you’re planning on starting a war with Canada or Australia, there’s no cool stuff left to do.

Jeb!, Honey, your net worth is $27 million. Asking your campaign workers to take a 40% cut in pay looks a little … well, Republican.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.