Oh yeah, the Pope Hisownself is coming to speak to the Republican controlled congress on September 24th.

He will most certainly address the social issues of poverty and income disparity.

Thelma is taking wagers on which one of them will shout “You lie!” during his speech. Send her five dollars cash American money and she will put you in the pool.  In case of a tie, a panel of distinguished  judges will declare the winner by which entry had the most creative spelling of John Boehner’s name. Other quality shout-outs considered in place of “You lie!” shall be  ….

1.  Hey, Guy with  funny hat, you’re a commie!

2.  Dude, this poor people crap is a downer.  We’re waiting for you to make Citizens United a sacrament.

3.  Hey, Pope-pa-rino, Lindsay Graham is available!

4.  Come on, say Fox News is infallible, just say it!

5.  Joni Earnt is coming after you with some pliers.

Will Mike Huckabee give the Republican response, throwing some hate on Beyonce and shouting hallelujah  about grits and gravy (both of which he needs to leave alone for a while).

The best part will be when you hear, “God said I can be a living saint right now,” followed by shouts of, “Shuddup, Ted!” from Jeb Bush.”

This is gonna be fun, y’all.