Sorry, Only Have a Minute
Sorry, Guys, I’m outta pocket but I’ll let you know that although I was indisposed this morning I overheard someone saying, “Hey, Tucker Carlson is gone,” and I thought he died.
He didn’t.
On my Bingo Card I have “Major Sexual Scandal To Be Revealed”, “Carlson To Join Alex Jones On World Tour,” “Tucker Carlson’s Blue Check Mark Disappeared,” “Rupert Murdock Finally Concerned About Legacy,” “Boris and Natasha Reach Out To Carlson to Find Squirrel and Moose” and “Tucker Carlson Comes Down From Bullshit Mountain.”
Have Fun! Ya think he’ll run for president?
To magat large mouths like Jr trumpf and MTG, this means the end of the world. Like the famous radio broadcast at the Hindenburg explosion they’re crying.
1Russian state teevee is already reaching out to poor tuckster.
This has gotta be win-win for Rupert. Tucker can be the fall guy and he gets $35 mill a year off the payroll.
2Someone noted Tucker signed off Friday with “see you Monday.”
Even his last words were a lie.
3Like any other horror movie monster, Tucker will show up again.
I don’t see him running for President, though – he’s more in the Rush Limbaugh kingmaker mold
4This thing about tuckems isn’t really that big of a deal.
5It can’t be.
I went to the fox news site, and they didn’t even have anything about it.
Now they did do a story about trump’s reaction to CNN firing Don Lemon.
Go figure.
Perish the the thought: But liar Tuck could be replaced by someone even worse.
Another bingo square: Tucker has an affair with Kari Lake.
6Is there a square for Tuckum’s was discovered with Old Rupe’s last fiancee??
7Sadly, this is probably just a money-saving measure, as John Thorne has pointed out. Even sadder, there will be dozens of young Tucker-oids quivering at the chance to be the Next Big Liar on Fox. While Fox will still be getting the same bullshit doled out, just from a new and cheaper face hole.
And maybe this comment should be held for review by the staff of the WMDBS, Inc. But my first reaction to Papa’s comment was “no way, they’d be constantly arguing about which one gets to wear the strap-on tonight”.
8One down; two to go.
9The Surly Professor @ 8,
If I have said something offensive, I offer my sincere apology.
10Bingo JJ, all of the above!
Ah and thanks for the fond memories of Jon Stewart!
‘bullshit mountain – o reilly vs john stewart’
11https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT5fzEL8Vrc
Papa, don’t misunderstand me – it’s my follow-on comment to yours that might be beyond the pale. What you said is the kind of thing said every day in Beauty Salons across America. What I said is more typically said in a dive bar. Or maybe in Dan Savage’s column. [He’s the guy who had a contest for best definition of Santorum some years back, and the winning entry has pretty much labeled Rick Santorum for all time].
As another follow-up, we now have some of the most astonishing liars in history in Conservatopia: Lake, Carlson, George Santos (if that’s really his name), Trump, all of Trump’s spokes-liars, Empty Green, Boobert. Thinking about cross-breeding them to create an ultimate UberLiar baby is frightening.
12The Surly Professor @ 12,
Thanks for the clarification. Your succinct reply about Tuck & Lake was the best laugh I’ve had in a week.
13Nah, he won’t run for President – not enough money involved .
14Jim. I have thought for a long time that Carlson has been dreaming of the presidency. But he hasn’t done anything about getting there.
Unlke, say, Berlusconi, but like, maybe, Joe McCarthy.
(The question about McCarthy is whether he harbored delusions of the presidency. Most recent investigators have concluded he never did, largeky because he never took even an elementary step toward creating a political organization.)
I think Carlson could perhaps shoulder his way into a Senate seat, like Vance, but it takes more than that to be a serious presidential contender.
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