Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona will campaign with Rick Perry in New Hampshire on Tuesday, the Texas governor’s campaign told CNN on Saturday.

The man famous for his tough stance on illegal immigration has not endorsed a presidential candidate, though he has been courted by the likes of Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann, businessman Herman Cain, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and Perry.

Okay, so we’ve got two men who wake up every morning with the need to kill something, preferably something innocent, mentally challenged, brown, young, or hungry, and now we’re putting them together.  I hate to speculate, but odds are pretty good that something bad is going to come from that.

I’m guessing hollow point bullets and a couple of semi-automatic weapons are necessary to coax them out of bed in the morning.

Now y’all listen up – if you start to hear them get into a fight over which one has the biggest winkie, take cover.  You know for a dead solid guaranteed fact that they are going to try to  out-tough-guy each other, and they are liable to shoot a couple elderly women in wheelchairs just to prove it.

Let’s me explain how sad this is – Joe Arpaio is under federal investigation for abuse of power because he’s a damn bully and a thug and now he’s investigating President Obama’s birth certificate.  How far down in the polls do you have to be to reach up for this guy’s help?  If you’re so low that Arpaio can pull you up, you’ve dug too deep, Honey.

Thanks to Glynda for the heads-up.