Somebody Goosed Louie

April 26, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Louie Gohmert is getting damn tired, damn tired I tell you, of John Boehner criticizing the Tea Party.

Louie has a wedgie over immigration reform.  He don’t like them brown people.  They talk that moon-man language and take high paying cushy jobs that real Americans want to do.  So, Louie took to Fox News and used lofty and esoteric language to argue his side of the Let’s Hate Mexicans issue.

Claiming Boehner wants Republicans to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in November, Gohmert went on to call the Speaker “Tammy Faye Boehner”. He then went on a rant slamming Boehner for being weak on securing the border and threatening to remove the Speaker’s gavel from Boehner’s hand forever. He extended that threat to any other Republican who dared to vote for any immigration reform.

Yeah, because Louie Gohmert is just one threat away from getting a statue of himself standing in front of Abraham Lincoln.   He’s also just one Fox News appearance away from telling fart jokes on teevee.

Thanks to Steve for the heads up.

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