So It Was Like This

September 25, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

After lunch, I went to put on a tub load of laundry, and out the window I saw that my new plants were already wilting so I went out to water them where I saw that somebody had left the cover off the grill, and then I was tired after hunting down the cover and putting it on the damn grill, so I came inside and went to sit down in my favorite chair with some ice water and then the phone rang and it was Pam and I like Pam so I answered it and she said, “Girl, that damnfool accidentally sent out his talking points to the Democrats.”

And then, I guess it was while I was putting on the laundry, Trump announced that Nancy Pelosi is no longer Speaker of the House.  You cannot leave that child alone for a minute.  And he added that as of today, she no longer cares about gun safety.  What the hell? Did he try to bribe her over gun safety? Did he say, “Nancy if you’ll leave me alone, I’ll give you gun safety?”

Look, he has to go to bed at 9:00 tonight because I’m watching the ballgame then.

 

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0 Comments to “So It Was Like This”


  1. Pelosi is no longer Speaker of the House?
    I assume that means Trump & Pence are resigning in disgrace, and she’s now President Pelosi?

    Not the best introduction to the new Commander in Chief I’ve ever heard.

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  2. It apparently was prefaced by, “As far as I’m concerned….” The Year(s) of Magical Thinking.

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  3. Enjoy the ballgame, Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself. No need to postpone one’s pleasures awaiting ‘news’ of Orange Foolius doing something st00pid. St00pid and Donnie are old news with each colossally st00pid antic almost instantly replaced with a more colossally st00pid antic or two.

    Only person needing to track Donnie Dummkopf is Stephanie Grisham, the poor slob who followed Sarah Chuck-a-Load Sandbag into the position of explaining whatever it was Donnie tweeted versus what it was supposed to have been.

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  4. Linda Phipps says:

    That idiotic speech was not intended for a country in anguish, it was for his cult.

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  5. The sad whining of King Donny the Desperate, Last of His Name. Will he try to stop the tides next ? Those big, beautiful tides ?

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  6. Anybody wanna bet on Tori Q. Symonds’ continued employment? I say she’s gone by Friday.

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  7. Would like to the photo of Ms.Thunberg behind the demented one worked over in photo shop to echo the one of demented donnie lurking behind Hillary during debate. Shrink the demented one down so he becomes proportional with his grubby little vulgarian paws. Plus Ms. Thunberg enhanced to reflect the size of her issue and courage.
    With Greta ( possibly in hand with the “Fearless Girl” sculture that is facing off the bull on wall street.) lurking behind him.
    A new Meme?

    The photo heading up this story.
    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2019/sep/23/greta-thunberg-sees-trump-as-he-arrives-for-un-climate-action-summit-video

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  8. thatotherjean says:

    “As far as I’m concerned, Nancy Pelosi is no longer Speaker of the House. —Trump

    Sorry, Donnie, but Mr. Rogers was right:

    “No kinds of wishes can make things come true.”

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  9. Liberty Belle says:

    This administration absolutely is the Clampetts.

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  10. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Sounds like another “hereby order.” Avert your eyes and keep walking.

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  11. As far as I’m concerned, we haven’t had a POTUS since January 20, 2017. Hey it does feel better said.

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  12. I’m just exhausted by it all!

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  13. Will the d’s never learn!!!!
    This evening I must of heard 3 times from D’s on TV, plus extra commentators, on how the acting DNI is an “honorable” man who is a product of the intelligence services and will protect them.
    You know the same foul excrement we heard about barr when he was nominaited.
    If some one is working for this administration they have no honor, no ethics, no intellectual honesty and the only principles they have are negoitable notes in the bank earning interest.
    Not to mention this is ignoring his immediate criminality in dis obeying the whistle blowers statute and instead of passing on the complaint to congress as dictated by that statute he illegally passed it on to the wh and doj to complete the cover up.
    No acting dni, Joseph Maguire, is NOT an honorable or honest individual just another swamp thing wallowing in demented donnies caged menagary of subservient slime.

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  14. Ted in Austin says:

    Liberty Belle, don’t be bringing the Clampetts down to Orangeshit level. The Clampetts were fine, honest, compassionate folk who never cheated, stole, or lied!

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  15. charles phillips says:

    Maybe Pelosi shouldn’t be speaker; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIZvOMUrMjo

    If we don’t go whole hog on Fat Donnie, it’s because of cowardice on the part of corporate dems.

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  16. Seriously! This is really starting to look like a composition of the 3 Stooges Visit the Mark Brothers! Holy cheese whiz!

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