After lunch, I went to put on a tub load of laundry, and out the window I saw that my new plants were already wilting so I went out to water them where I saw that somebody had left the cover off the grill, and then I was tired after hunting down the cover and putting it on the damn grill, so I came inside and went to sit down in my favorite chair with some ice water and then the phone rang and it was Pam and I like Pam so I answered it and she said, “Girl, that damnfool accidentally sent out his talking points to the Democrats.”

And then, I guess it was while I was putting on the laundry, Trump announced that Nancy Pelosi is no longer Speaker of the House.  You cannot leave that child alone for a minute.  And he added that as of today, she no longer cares about gun safety.  What the hell? Did he try to bribe her over gun safety? Did he say, “Nancy if you’ll leave me alone, I’ll give you gun safety?”

Look, he has to go to bed at 9:00 tonight because I’m watching the ballgame then.