Wanna see the most disgusting and pathetic thing you’ll see all day and just get it over with?

Former President George W. Bush said late Monday that he and former first lady Laura Bush had “been watching the tragic events unfolding in Afghanistan with deep sadness.”

Holy crap. Holy damn crap.

He also says that our troops in Afghanistan “kept America safe from further terror attacks.” No, no, no Cowboy, you can’t stand on the 911 stack of rubble for eternity. You  made this mess and now you want to criticize somebody for trying to clean it up?

And suddenly Bush has all this love for refugees?

The United States government has the legal authority to cut the red tape for refugees during urgent humanitarian crises. And we have the responsibility and the resources to secure safe passage for them now, without bureaucratic delay.

Oh, but not those from South and Central America?

Bush, you are a piece of work and I don’t freeking care how much candy you give Michele Obama, you are still a war criminal and I still want to impeach you.

There, I feel a little better.