It was just this minute announced that Chris Christie will be the keynote speaker at the GOP convention.  I wonder if they’ll bring him right onto the floor in a helicopter?

Folks are speculating that this means Christie won’t get the Veep nod.

I never thought it would be Christie.  He brings nothing to the ticket.  Romney is an arrogant jerk and Christie is a chubby arrogant jerk. However, between them, they cover almost all the seven deadly sins: wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

Almost Christie

And, truthfully, do you really need a Vice President who is just one cool hat and scarf away from being a dead ringer for Henry VIII?

Rick Perry – now there’s a guy who has something to add to the ticket.  If, of course, what you’re lacking is a sack of dumb.

Brian sent us a scorecard for the Veepstakes.

Thanks to David and Brian for the heads-ups.