Scott Walker!
Tomorrow is the big day. Scott Walker will be joining the Republican Goofy Parade.
Although I think they’ve taken all of the fun out of the announcement. (Click the little one to get the big one.)
Look at the prohibited items. Honey, you cannot be a Republican without at least some of those items.
Thanks to Carl again for the heads up.
Isn’t Snot Wanker a stooge for the NRA as well as the Koch bros? Just love those GOP hypocrites making it easy for the rest of us to be shot in a supermarket, restaurant, etc., while they consider feminine hygiene products as contraband.
1No GUNS? I’m clutching my pearls!
2I wonder if they’re going to confiscate tampons like they did in Austin. Because, ya know, they could be used as weapons.
3Scott Walker will be indicted under RICO before he ever gets to be president…
Here is his latest scandal news from Friday…
http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/jobs-agencies-loaned-12-million-to-businessman-with-troubled-finances-b99535110z1-313434331.html
All you need to do to get Millions in State Money is:
1 Be a Republican Donor.
2 Submit Fake Financial Information for your company.
3 Bam! You got Millions! Scott has you covered!
Go rent a Ferrari!
4Wow, that notice has a lot of irony so early in the morning. Isn’t Wisconsin an “open carry” state? How dare they stomp on our 2nd Amend Rights! Plus, requiring a “government issued” ID!
5We don’t gotta’ show you no . . . Hell, just look at Scott Walker
and you don’t think “Presidential” now just admit it. You think
prison guard or low level administrator in a charter school. Maybe he should try the Perry trick and wear glasses.
Walker went after teachers, policemen, firemen and tenure,
6but throwing millions away to scam artists is perfectly acceptable to this nutjob.
Somewhere on that prohibited item list should be “Common Sense”, but I don’t think any of his supporters have to worry much about that in the first place.
7Is anybody not running for president?
8They’d run away screaming like little babies if somebody threw a tampon at them. Be worth it just for the amusement.
9A waste of a perfectly good tampon though.
10Well, hell, I just won’t go if I can’t take some of that stuff!
@D.R.: I don’t believe any of us at the Salon are throwing our hats in the ring … LOL
11Arrested for assault with a deadly tampon.
(Okay, I’ve amused myself enough for one morning.)
12Just visited the Capitol Building,you know, the one in D.C.
13Their restrictions were less than half of Snot Walker’s posse. Also, had reservations for the tour. Brought “ticket” with me. It had to correspond with what the reservation people had on file. That little day trip had more to offer than old Snot does.
@PKM
14I had heard or read someplace that the Koch Bros owed Snot Walker. I’ve heard no mention of the NRA. I doubt the NRA holds much sway with Snot. When the Kochs buy a soul they insist that it stay bought.
Micr – if they paid more than a nickel for Walker’s soul, they were overcharged.
15“No sharp objects.”
I assume that includes sharp minds, because the guy on the podium wants to look good even if it’s only by comparison.
16Because of wingnut gerrymandering in Wisconsin in 2012,wingnuts got 168000 less votes and managed to win 60 of 99 races. They put Texas to shame.
17Scott Walker has dead eyes. Just look at him. There’s no life there.
18Creepy.
@JanK … Walker’s eyes are dead/totally vacant and they do not focus … they don’t track together … he needs to go see that eye doctor, Rand Paul, and see about getting his eyes fixed … maybe acquire some kind of vision! LOL Then again, maybe not!!
19Taking probably the least offensive prohibited item on the list: No Signs? Seriously? What? Is he afraid people will show up with Hillary or Bernie signs? Well, some probably would, at that. Better to be safe – – –
But watch the speech. What do you want to bet there will be plenty of signs? Very professional, too. So we know who will be providing them. So much for grass-roots support – –
20JanK, cold dead shark eyes. Creepy to the max!
21“Snot Wanker?” Hahahahahahahaha! Nobody is better with creative and accurate names than PKM. Thank you!
22Sigh. No signs? What kind of event is there without signs? What do they think, the signs will explode?
23Just saw his speech, and I’ve gotta admit – the guy is good. If I were an uninformed voter, and didn’t know that what emanated from his mouth was a fetid stream of pure, reeking pig swill, I might think he was the right guy for the job. He came across as convincingly human.it will be interesting to see how he does in the debates.
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