Scott Walker!

July 12, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Scott

Tomorrow is the big day.  Scott Walker will be joining the Republican Goofy Parade.

Although I think they’ve taken all of the fun out of the announcement.  (Click the little one to get the big one.)

 

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Look at the prohibited items.  Honey, you cannot be a Republican without at least some of those items.

Thanks to Carl again for the heads up.

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  1. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Isn’t Snot Wanker a stooge for the NRA as well as the Koch bros? Just love those GOP hypocrites making it easy for the rest of us to be shot in a supermarket, restaurant, etc., while they consider feminine hygiene products as contraband.

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  2. No GUNS? I’m clutching my pearls!

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  3. I wonder if they’re going to confiscate tampons like they did in Austin. Because, ya know, they could be used as weapons.

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  4. Scott Walker will be indicted under RICO before he ever gets to be president…

    Here is his latest scandal news from Friday…
    http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/jobs-agencies-loaned-12-million-to-businessman-with-troubled-finances-b99535110z1-313434331.html

    All you need to do to get Millions in State Money is:
    1 Be a Republican Donor.
    2 Submit Fake Financial Information for your company.
    3 Bam! You got Millions! Scott has you covered!

    Go rent a Ferrari!

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  5. Mark Schlemmer says:

    Wow, that notice has a lot of irony so early in the morning. Isn’t Wisconsin an “open carry” state? How dare they stomp on our 2nd Amend Rights! Plus, requiring a “government issued” ID!
    We don’t gotta’ show you no . . . Hell, just look at Scott Walker
    and you don’t think “Presidential” now just admit it. You think
    prison guard or low level administrator in a charter school. Maybe he should try the Perry trick and wear glasses.

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  6. maryelle says:

    Walker went after teachers, policemen, firemen and tenure,
    but throwing millions away to scam artists is perfectly acceptable to this nutjob.

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  7. Sam in San Antonio says:

    Somewhere on that prohibited item list should be “Common Sense”, but I don’t think any of his supporters have to worry much about that in the first place.

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  8. Is anybody not running for president?

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  9. They’d run away screaming like little babies if somebody threw a tampon at them. Be worth it just for the amusement.

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  10. A waste of a perfectly good tampon though.

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  11. Marcia in CO says:

    Well, hell, I just won’t go if I can’t take some of that stuff!

    @D.R.: I don’t believe any of us at the Salon are throwing our hats in the ring … LOL

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  12. Arrested for assault with a deadly tampon.

    (Okay, I’ve amused myself enough for one morning.)

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  13. Just visited the Capitol Building,you know, the one in D.C.
    Their restrictions were less than half of Snot Walker’s posse. Also, had reservations for the tour. Brought “ticket” with me. It had to correspond with what the reservation people had on file. That little day trip had more to offer than old Snot does.

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  14. @PKM
    I had heard or read someplace that the Koch Bros owed Snot Walker. I’ve heard no mention of the NRA. I doubt the NRA holds much sway with Snot. When the Kochs buy a soul they insist that it stay bought.

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  15. lunargent says:

    Micr – if they paid more than a nickel for Walker’s soul, they were overcharged.

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  16. “No sharp objects.”

    I assume that includes sharp minds, because the guy on the podium wants to look good even if it’s only by comparison.

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  17. e platypus onion says:

    Because of wingnut gerrymandering in Wisconsin in 2012,wingnuts got 168000 less votes and managed to win 60 of 99 races. They put Texas to shame.

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  18. Scott Walker has dead eyes. Just look at him. There’s no life there.
    Creepy.

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  19. Marcia in CO says:

    @JanK … Walker’s eyes are dead/totally vacant and they do not focus … they don’t track together … he needs to go see that eye doctor, Rand Paul, and see about getting his eyes fixed … maybe acquire some kind of vision! LOL Then again, maybe not!!

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  20. two crows says:

    Taking probably the least offensive prohibited item on the list: No Signs? Seriously? What? Is he afraid people will show up with Hillary or Bernie signs? Well, some probably would, at that. Better to be safe – – –

    But watch the speech. What do you want to bet there will be plenty of signs? Very professional, too. So we know who will be providing them. So much for grass-roots support – –

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  21. JanK, cold dead shark eyes. Creepy to the max!

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  22. “Snot Wanker?” Hahahahahahahaha! Nobody is better with creative and accurate names than PKM. Thank you!

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  23. Marge Wood says:

    Sigh. No signs? What kind of event is there without signs? What do they think, the signs will explode?

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  24. lunargent says:

    Just saw his speech, and I’ve gotta admit – the guy is good. If I were an uninformed voter, and didn’t know that what emanated from his mouth was a fetid stream of pure, reeking pig swill, I might think he was the right guy for the job. He came across as convincingly human.it will be interesting to see how he does in the debates.

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