Rudy Giuliani Can Kiss My Big Blue Butt
He can. On the courthouse steps. At noon. With neon signs and a loud speaker.
He went on Sunday teevee to defend Donald Trump.
“Don’t you think a man who has this kind of economic genius is a lot better for the United States than a woman, and the only thing she’s ever produced is a lot of work for the FBI checking out her emails,” the former New York City mayor said on ABC’s “This Week” with George Stephanopoulos.
Than a woman? Okay, that’s it. He never gets to be a drag queen again.
Plus, there’s this: what kind of economic genius loses a billion dollars in 1995? In 1995 we were in an economic boom. Hell, you could buy turtle crop shares and make money.
And last, who snuck out Donald Trump’s taxes? I’m betting it was Marla Maples. You have any better ideas?
With the number of enemies he has I am surprised that it was only one year of tax returns 20 years ago. The suspect pool would be in the hundreds if not the thousands.
1“Than a woman”? Wow – great outreach to women, morons.
When asked if he wasn’t a bad spokesman to be talking about Bill’s infidelities, considering his own infidelities, Rudy said “everybody does”. Wait – everybody is unfaithful – so why are we even talking about Bill then? I can’t keep up with Republican logic.
2I’m putting my money on Maples too. She had to raise daughter Tiffany on her own and now Trump is getting all the credit. Hell hath no fury, etc., etc….
3Like somebody pointed out (I think in here), he lost a fortune on a casino. Probably the only industry where the house always wins.
4Losing a fortune on a casino during an economic boom…you have to admit the man has a certain kind of talent for business. Let’s definitely keep him out of ours.
5And to whomever did it, thank you. Revenge is sweet.
6Trump lost a billion dollars. Some perspective: That works out to be 3 million dollars a day. Genius, I tell you, he’s a frigging genius.
7He did not lose any money bankrupting the casino’s. He made money.The suckers that Loaned him the money, they lost Big time. He walked away with a bundle. right now he is under water to many over sea’s banks. That is what he is hiding.
8He has burnt American banks to the point that he can no longer get loans here. Now he is in hock to Russian and Chinese banks. Russian banks may have interesting ways to foreclose. Donnie had to have a new scam to raise money – it was “campaigning”. His stupid supporters are giving up parts of their social security checks to keep him afloat now. P.T. Barnum was right (or whoever really said it).
9Back in the day when he first filed for bankruptcy and couldn’t pay loans I spoke to bankers every day (my boss invested directly company funds with major banks). I remember speaking to one of the VPs waiting to speak to my boss and I asked him why are you restructuring his loans? I default on anything and I’m done, credit is ruined, living in a cardboard box. The VP said while it was not his department everyone at the bank had been talking about what they were going to do if he defaulted on loans which he now had done. Consensus? We have to loan him more, make him sell everything he can, raise the borrowing rate and hope he can pay us back. If he doesn’t the bank might even close but for sure lots of people will out of a job. IF we loan him perhaps we can make back enough that WHEN he defaults again we can write it off without closing the doors. US Banks stopped making deals with him but Deutsche Bank and lots of foreign money stepped in. If (when) he defaults they can take over whatever they want. He has sold buildings only retaining his name being on the building so even his great empire is a lie.
10Call a plumber, Donnie. Trump Tower is leaking.
11Source of the leak? Probably one of the kids protecting their ‘brand’ and inheritance before Daddy twitter trashes their little empire.
12NY AG serves Trump Foundation with Cease and Desist order according to breaking news on MSNBC! Let the fun begin 🙂
13My money is on Donnie’s son-in-law. He knows crime when he sees it. His own father did jail time for financial chicanery. The were fighting in public after the debate. It’s all here: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/08/22/ivanka-trump-and-jared-kushners-power-play
14Rudy’s only pro-woman when he’s dressed like one.
(Stolen comment from somewhere.)
15I did not know that Rudy Giuliani is a drag queen. I do not want to see the evidence. That man would be one of the ugliest women on the planet. He ain’t close to good-looking as a man.
And yes, it takes a special kind of genius to lose nearly a billion dollars in the middle of an economic boom.
And even if you do, and manage to finagle your way out of paying taxes for 18 years, you’re a “genius” only if you’re doing your own frigging taxes, and Donnie is as capable of that as he is of flapping his arms and flying to the moon.
16Do Russian or Chinese banks send someone to break kneecaps as part of their bad debt collection process? Inquiring minds want to know!
17Micr, Gov Cartman has been promoted to sampling Donnie’s beverages for plutonium.
18@pkm
Polonium-210? Like what silenced Alexander Litvinenko? (That the KGB doesn’t have a retirement plan should make it clear to KGB employees that retirement and resignation are not possible.)
19He is a Billion Dollar Loser and most of those thousands of jobs he created were probably lost in the bankruptcy. Hard to tell what Ghouliani thinks a genius is
20OK. So this has been making the rounds of the talk shows – – for those of us who aren’t lawyers:
1] The Donald threatened to sue the NYT if they published the tax information. Because of course he did.
2] Now he is calling the form that was released his “alleged” tax form. So he’s calling its authenticity into question. If it’s not real, what basis does he have for a lawsuit?
3] The NYT is not liable, in any way, assuming the form is accurate, for how it was obtained — so long as they did not actively solicit it. And we know that it was simply deposited in the reporter’s snail-mail-box.
4] If someone other than the parties named on the form had sent it, THAT person could well have committed a crime [though, again, that’s not the NYT’s problem.]
5] The most likely candidate to have sent the form was — wait for it — Marla Maples — whose form it was. It’s got her very own signature on it and everything.
So, IF Marla was the sender, no crime has been committed. She is legally entitled to release such a form in any way she sees fit. And there goes Donny’s lawsuit up in smoke.
Dear Ms. Maples, please step up and take credit for sending it — just so we know.
21Sincerely, A Voter
PS: Oh, and thank you.
I still want to see his college, and especially Wharton transcripts. They must be so proud.
22Micr, whatever auto-correct says is in the beverage. Figure the Outlaw Jersey Whale is ‘good’ for a couple of gallons, before Donnie has a clue.
What a campaign. Donnie was never serious, until Vlad told him otherwise. All Donnie knows is pre-nups, while Vlad is all about Russian insurance policies. Seems the Cubans, Iranians, Chinese and Deutsch bank want a chunk of Donnie, too. Then again, the IRS and NY Attorney General want a piece, too.
Donnie and his crime kids may not be imploding, but sooner or later (preferably before 11/8) someone will pull that thread holding Donnie and his surrogates for a final shrivel.
23My very-politically-engaged daughter reports that the Twitterverse has its money on Tiffany as the leaker. Because Daddy doesn’t pay enough attention to her (which, of course, is probably way better for her in the end)
24A Wapo writer thinks JooLeeAnny is running for attorney general and he thinks he needs to be a bigger a $$hole than Gov. Cartman. It’s close.
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