Role Playing
If this just don’t beat all.
The Tea Party Patriots, you know – as opposed to the vastly larger and much better known Tea Party Idiots – is hosting a debate in The Woodlands near Houston.
They are calling it a “modified Lincoln – Douglas debate,” and by “modified,” they mean “just like it except the two guys are really dumb.”
It’s between Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain. They will discuss “entitlements,” which I think doesn’t mean Tiffany charge accounts and fancy dancin’ shoes, but probably should.