Okay, so let me get this straight:  everybody can opt to pay 20% but rich people still get capital gains, write-offs, and loopholes.  The middle class gets diddle damn squat.

Yep, that’s the Rick Perry plan.  It saves you some pesky paperwork over at HR Block but costs you out the butt.  Unless you’re rich and then YeeHaw, you ain’t paying no damn taxes after your accounts get through.

I don’t know about you but I ain’t real thrilled about putting my tax information on a postcard where everybody can see it over at the post office.  Why not just put it on a damn billboard and let IRS agents drive by and take picture of it?

And, Baby, this sucker completely eliminates the estate tax, because Paris Hilton and the Kardashians need more  money.

I have a question.  Why not just create a robber baron class and be done with it?  Seriously.