Roadtrip!
She heard it on the news last night. John Cougar Bailey Hutchinson Keeton Strayhorn Mellencamp might run for Senate.
She’s moving to Indiana.
And, you’re welcome to join her.
“Seriously, John Mellencamp is so cool that his mere presence in a room lowers the temperature by 10 degrees,” Juanita speaks from experience. The worse argument Juanita and Thelma ever had was: Bruce or John: Who Is Cooler?
The first time Juanita saw Mellencamp in person, she told us, “Baby Doll, he was wearing his pants so tight that I couldn’t breathe.”
The map is on the wall and Juanita is already planning a Girlfriends Road Trip to Indiana if John decides to run. “It’s gonna be The Cherry Bomb Express,” she promises.
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