Most of y’all know about Texas’ own Republican State Representative Debbie Riddle, our own version of The Church Lady, inventor of the whole terror baby thing, who thinks about transgender people way too much, who slept in the hall for three days so she could be the first to file an anti-immigrant bill, and has been known to give speeches at funeral homes.

Well, if you thought she was rightwing as could possibly be, you have another think coming from a lady named Valoree Swanson.  Valoree is a Tea Party candidate running against Debbie in the GOP primary.  She has a website.  Well, I guess a webpage would be more accurate since there’s only one page to it.  But she’s a star on Facebook, Honey.

She calls her campaigning activities, “Liberty Blockwalks,”  and if you’re low on I Hate Hillary materials, she’s the one-stop shop for that.  Honey, this woman is just one suitcase filled with snarks from heading to Oregon.

But here’s the scary part.

She’s obviously a shirt-swiper.

Debbie Riddle in her campaign shirt

And then this —

Valor Swanson’s campaign shirt

There could not possibly be more than one of the shirts.

Thanks to Lorraine in Spring for the heads up.