Rick Perry’s Brain is So Sloooooooooow That ….
…. you can mark his thoughts with yard line hashes.
Okay, so yesterday Perry was oh so quiet about Cliven Bundy’s Trip Down Dixie Lane. But, after sloshing around for a while, he synapsed and jumped on it like a snail hitchhiking on a turtle …
After skipping the chance to denounce Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy’s slavery remarks earlier Thursday, Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s (R) office made clear later in the day that the governor found the comments “reprehensible.”
But, like the other Republicans, he sent out a spokesman to say it for him because oh dear Lord we cannot have Republicans saying that black people should NOT learn to pick cotton.