Rick Perry Fans – Mark Your Calendar
The Energy Department on Monday agreed to begin releasing a cache of Ukraine-related records, including former Energy Secretary Rick Perry’s communications with high-level Ukrainian officials.
Mark your calendar!
Tuesday, January 28 – documents will include records relating to the presidential delegation Perry led to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s inauguration last May. This one will probably involve begging and the word bullshit several times.
Tuesday, February 4 – Another package of documents, focused in part on Perry’s and McCormack’s communications with Giuliani. Oh, yummy!
Monday, March 16 – described only as “a third cache of Ukraine-related documents.” This is probably the good stuff.
Somebody please hide Rick’s passport. Now that he’s got those fake Superman glasses, he’s ready to make a quick getaway.