Return of What The Hell?
Way back on August 1st of last year, Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen and I told you about how Ted Cruz’s SuperPAC gave Carly Fiorina’s SuperPAC half a million dollars. We both wondered why he would do that. The best we could figure is that Ted thought Carly could effectively attack Hillary Clinton better than a man could.
When it turned out that Fiorina was a 15 minute wonder – she made the grown-up debate one time and only because Donald Trump said she is ugly – we wondered why Ted didn’t ask for a refund.
Well, come to find out, maybe it’s because he has a crush on her.
Ted Cruz’s presidential campaign is vetting Carly Fiorina as a potential running mate, THE WEEKLY STANDARD has learned.
According to a spokeswoman for Fiorina, the former Hewlett-Packard CEO and one-time presidential candidate is being vetted by Cruz’s campaign.
Hey, at least give Ted this – when you are the most soulless man on the planet, it is difficult to find someone equally as soulless.
It’s a match made in Hell! Ted Cruz cratered the Senate, Carly Fiorina cratered HP.
Fiorina’s entire schtick is challenging Clinton for the woman vote, as if they’d fall for that! She couldn’t even challenge Donald Trump for the GOP women’s vote.
Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina are both so sleazy/creepy that they make Hillary look positively warm and cuddly!
Makes the bumper stickers easier:
Cruz/Fiorina
1Ewwww’16!
You took the words right out of my keyboard! Ewwwww, indeed, although it should make life easier for Democrats.
2daChipster you beat me to it
3Fiorina is so horridly unlikable. It has nothing to do with her being a woman. She is just cold and nasty through and through and never exhibits the slightest warmth or well, humanity. She is like a lizard person that doesn’t bother with the people skin.
Please proceed, Tedster, with a match made in hell’s own online dating site.
4There might be a misunderstanding here. Did the Loathsome Crooze campaign state that they were vetting Failurina or that they were taking her to the vet?
5I was working in Nor. Ca. when she was at HP. The engineers at HP hated her. They said she knew the cost of every thing, and the value of nothing. A lot of good engineers went to other firms, and the share holders lost big bucks. She would try to do the same for all of us.
6Do not trust the Cruzer. Do not trust the $$ he gave Barley Farina. Just watch something else come to the surface after a period of time!
7Rastybob, if Fiorina IS the VP nominee, you just wrote the Democrats’ entire campaign theme against her: “she knew the cost of every thing, and the value of nothing.”
Man, that’s it in a NUTSHELL! And it works against both Trump and Fiorina: all dollars, no sense.
That’s like the flip side to this coin: knowing the cost of a gallon of milk. Either way, the pol is out of touch and uncaring.
That’s gold, my friend. Thanks!
8PKM – hahaha. Failurina! And “the vet”.
9Teddie Crooze has less a chance of being the snacilbupeR nominee than the deceased Ronnie Raygun. His laughable highlight from yesterday was comparing himself to the best of Reagan and JFK. They are so stuck with Drumpf.
To prepare for this HRC needs to substitute Triumph the Insult Comic Dog for the Big Dog to prepare herself for any debates. Dust off all the chicken jokes, if Donnie tries to avoid debating.
10How many man hours went into photoshopping that picture of Carly? Is that like the sweet picture of Sandy Rios what was up for years and years, when in fact the is a shriveled up hag?
11TwisTed Cruz and Snarly Failurina, a Rescumlican slate made in He!!. Bring it on, this could be fun.
(And I once worked ‘for’ Snarly, way down the food chain; she seemed OK then, chirpy emails every day about everything, then she quietly strapped on her megabuck$ “golden parachute” and bailed out just before TSHTF and the co. spiraled down.)
FYI: Even the Japanese NHK World news program weather segment led off with the very severe potential for some really baaad WX from South Central TX to Nebraska and through Kentucky to New Joisey (from Eagle Pass to Hoboken, yeeoww).
San Antonio has been hit by two severe hailstorms in the last few days, the first did the most insurance damage ever, IRCC.
This complex may have it all, thunderstorms, high winds, hail, and tornadoes. And the spring storm season is just ‘warming’ up…no such thing as ‘climate change’ though.
(your tax dollars at work) from NOAA’s Storm Prediction Center, Czech it out:
12http://www.spc.noaa.gov/
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NOAA NWS Storm Prediction Center
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A substantial severe-weather event is expected today and tonight over parts of the central and southern Plains, with tornadoes, destructive hail and damaging wind all possible. Damaging wind also is expected from a complex of thunderstorms moving across the lower Missouri Valley and middle Mississippi Valley region this morning into early afternoon. For additional information and the latest updates, please visit http://www.spc.noaa.gov/. Do you have a plan if severe weather is headed your way? Check out tips to prepare for severe thunderstorms at http://www.ready.gov/severe-weather.
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13The graphics are downright scary…
Sandridge, here in the No. VA area the sky has been clouding up and the wind changing markedly with only brief glimpses of sun. I had a medical appointment today but the doctor decided to stay where it is safe and changed the appointment to tomorrow. Now that should tell ya something!
14I was astonished to hear the weather woman on the Today Show predicting baseball size hail this AM. Please be safe and/or wear a football helmet with a face guard.
Cruz and Carly deserve each other and will undoubtedly go down swinging.
15Snarly Failurina, DetesTED’s $500,000 call girl…now we know at about which pricepoint it takes for maybe the creepiest US politician ever to attract a running’mate’.
16I always thought Carly had information about the size of his, uh, hands.
17Oh, God, Wyatt, STFU. I’m not sure I can eat dinner after that.
18“she knew the cost of every thing, and the value of nothing.”
that’s giving ms. Fiorina too much credit, she knows neither the cost or value of anything. what she does know is all the right buzz words, that make even stupider people think she’s smart. she has no managerial skills to speak of, the building crashes down around her, while she’s off in her own reality. the only thing she’s really good at is grifting, for a one-time shot. she was paid big bucks by HP, to leave, and in the hope that the B of D’s wouldn’t have to admit how stupid they were to have hired her in the first place. nowadays, she couldn’t get a job managing an ice cream truck.
19“She is like a lizard person that doesn’t bother with the people skin.”
That’s just perfect nefer. I heard about Oozy Croozy vetting her, whatever that may mean.
Failurina is the poster vomit for frigid. I wonder how many decades it’s been since she had sex with anyone other than herself? I wonder if she ever enjoyed it? Speaking of vetting, she is one nasty bitch. (female dog)
20Well, as of this morning, it doesn’t look like either Crooze nor Snarly will be making it into the White House … Drumpf aced all of the states voting yesterday and Crooze did not show well at all!! Of course, no one else did either!!!
Except Hillary … she did FANTASTIC. Bernie is not happy and neither is Jane.
21And here I was worried that Cruz might be a more plausible and feasible candidate than Trump.
22Well, I think she looks like a Modigliani painting. Paintings don’t show what’s inside the brain.
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