Repubs Mercilessly Mocked for their made up Tiny Bowl Award
This is a good one…Rick Scott who’s chairing the NRSC this cycle attempted to gain favor with Trump by inventing a new award, the Champion of Freedom. He had it engraved on a tiny cheap bowl and rushed over to Mar a Lago to give it to him. THEN, he stupidly tweeted out the picture. Yes, the Twitterverse responded as you would expect, and it is glorious.
This party is so fucking pathetic that they have to bestow golden offerings (with names like "FrEeDoM aWaRd") to stay in the good graces of their one-term president.
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) April 12, 2021
So… probably not Tiffany, right?
Bet he got it as ‘Awards ‘R Us’ down the road from Gator Emporium And Rasslin’ Center.
1Believe the $ store sells them in a 2-pack. What a fucking honor you big orange moron. They went all out.
2Losers.
3Let’s give credit where credit is due. The award was:
* a bowl
* gold colored
Should match the featured plumbing fixture in Trump’s bathroom
4Bowling for T****’s money.
5A most suitable name for the teensy bowl is ‘The Tidy Bowl/Ty-D-Bol’.
Perfect match for a totally shitty person and shit mal-administration.
Can’t wait to use the u-moat around the tRump Memorial after he’s croaked and gone [after drinking a large iced tea and a beer].
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ty-D-Bol
[although that bowl pictured looks way too small for a bedpan/urinal/spittoon, fittingly underachieving]
6Of course it was a teeny bowl. It makes his hands look YUGE!
7Yeah, Fran, I thought so too, but too late to post. You’re good, reeeeel gud!
8Fun stuff, El Jefe, Fran and others. Last time I encountered anyone nearly as needy and pathetic as the former guy who to be fair had we known the former guy, our guy would have seemed normal. Sad. Our guy who we intended to prank was sincerely touched by a bottle of the cheapest wine we could find as a measure of what we thought of him. Nicest thing anyone had ever done for him; yeah that much of a dufus.
Seems Donnie is meltdown level in need of an ego stroke. pRick could have saved a dollar or two. Hastily inscribe “you’re the best” on a paper cup and that ego is ready to land.
9And it was stuffed full of his accomplishments!
10I thought it interesting to compare the Champion of Freedom award with the National High School Ethics Bowl
You be the judge … which one is more important?
https://www.tampabay.com/resizer//cOMWZKgWn4Dk6_CPjlbVZocLQpc=/1140×641/smart/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tbt.s3.amazonaws.com/public/CRJCB5WKO4I6TODGIBWI6S7HAY.jpg
11Somebody oughta fake an advert for trump condoms.
12Extra large. Huge.
With one of those “actual size” diagrams below, the size of a thimble.
It’s all I’ve got.
fran beat us all to good one!
When I first saw the headline to this, my eyes saw “Tidy Bowl”
13Tiny bowls for tiny minds. And cheapskates.
14Now here’s a real trophy, Rick Scott!
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15Obama has a Nobel Prize. Trump has a participation trophy.
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