Republicans: Dirty in So Many Ways
Y’all, I know there are some awful Democrats elected to office every now and then, but damn, Republicans have cornered the market. As additional proof, I offer Republicans in Florida:
On Thursday, 71-year-old Hernando County Commissioner Nick Nicholson was arrested for charges involving prostitution.
Nicholson was arrested Thursday for one count of owning a home for the purpose of prostitution and two counts of engaging in prostitution.
To be honest, there’s not a whole lot more you wanna know about this because it’s creepy as the dickens. It seems that Nicholson was allowing 30 year old married couple to stay at his house and eat his food as long as the wife had sex with him on Tuesdays and Saturdays. He paid them $300 a week for the sex.
And that the police were called to the home when the married couple had a fight. And …
Deputies reported that while in the home they found drug paraphernalia that Nicholson said belonged to his roommates. Deputies reported that Nicholson looked to be under the influence of a substance and he spoke to deputies with his genitals exposed. Deputies said they had to tell Nicholson repeatedly to cover himself.
And then local Republicans got on their high horse’s ass and announced that this is not the way Republicans should act. But, it is.
Republicans do crap like this all the damn time.
All the damn time.
Thanks to Nico for the heads up.
I guess CRIMINAL charges involving prostitution isn’t enough all by itsownself to get this guy removed from office. What a country. 🙁
1“Family Values”-if these are family values then that is one majorly disfunctional family.
2I guess these kinds of Repubs are a self-defeating variety of hypocritical nabob scofflaws.
But when they trip over their own nether appendages, their base *still* supports them. I guess it’s human nature; Curley served part of his time in office in jail, and 45 is still overwhelmingly popular with his base…
3When I had roommates, a long time ago, we had a dishwashing and housecleaning schedule. But then, I wasn’t a Republican County Commissioner, or even in the Young Republicans Club on campus.
4I do recall that there always was a split in every group. One part was the pearl necklace and fainting couch crowd and the other part was publicly and unabashedly deviant. The deviance was actually aimed at the pearl clutchers who were considered by the deviants to be unhealthily snooty and even undeserving of their pearls. I have a feeling that this competition still exists even if it leaves scar tissue on the body politic. Actually neither side gives a hot hissing damn about the body politic. They all do it their way.
5Has anyone noticed a pattern, in that it’s (almost?) always Republicans who have to pay people to have sex with them?
6Hey – here’s another one –
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/04/25/boca-raton-mayor-arrested/
she’s bowing out of another race? Seriously shouldn’t she have her lying thieving ass KICKED off?
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/local/just-boca-mayor-haynie-bows-county-commission-race/zBpWzNZlw855CWFhcqcoDL/
7Rhea: There is a reason republicans use their personality as birth control.
8The newspaper story said that when confronted by police, he had to be told repeatedly to cover his exposed genitals. So I’m guessing that every time he’s scheduled for a speaking engagement he insists on a nice big lectern. You know, for his notes. And because he saw Police Academy.
9“Deputies reported that Nicholson looked to be under the influence of a substance and he spoke to deputies with his genitals exposed.”
was it absolutely necessary to quote that part? I now have to go buy a gallon of brain bleach.
10Cpinva –
If you find a place where you can subscribe for monthly delivery, let us know.
11