January 16, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Well, the chickens have come home to roost.
Here’s the picture they were upset about —
And here’s the whole shot —
Trump had to protect his hair, y’all.
Yeah, there’s more pictures.
Notice how big that umbrella is and he thinks it will only cover his hair? Ego, dude.
Oh, and yeah —
Grin.
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And I remember when they lost their minds because Obama wore a tan suit. And Michelle wore sleeveless dresses.
Compare that with their “meh” reaction to Trump’s shithole/shithouse comment.
1Yeah, well, ok . . . kinda reachy though
2Could you imagine if POTUS Obama had called
another country a shithole?
Or paid an adult film star 130,000.00 dollars to stay quiet about whatever they were doing?
While married to his pregnant 3RD wife?
They went nuts and all POTUS Obama did was kill Osama bin Laden and g8ve us health care. The nerve of that guy?
3Rain? What rain? Barron and Messy were too worried about that fat pant load of pie rolling backward and crushing them to notice the rain.
410 U.S. Code § 5063 (a) delineates the functions of America’s Corps of Marines, including “…and shall perform such other duties as the President may direct.” My recollection of the events of May, 2013 was that President Obama’s statements fall under “I wish” and are therefore “orders”. No law of which I am currently aware makes holding the POTUS’ umbrella “illegal”. And had I ever had the personal honor of being one of four Marines assigned as WH Sentries I would have held an umbrella for the POTUS in each hand had he ordered it. And the ultra-cons could KMA.
5You can take the brat out of Queens and put him in a gilded penthouse, but you can never make him a gentleman. Of course, he doesn’t care.
6Trump is protecting his hair from the wind, which is why he’s holding the umbrella so close to his head. Barron and Melania have hair that isn’t tied to their heads and doesn’t fly off, displaying huge bald spots. Arguably they don’t need the umbrella while the man with the oh so fragile ego does.
7Of course Trump had the umbrella. If that thing that passes for his hair ever gets wet, it will wake up and devour his head.
8The “stink” was about using a Marine as an umbrella holder, NOT about using an umbrella.
9Micr and Jim, President Obama deserved and received respect. Speaking of umbrella holders, Donnie might serve as an umbrella stand. Hold my beer. I know right where to shove the umbrella.
10Has “The Extreme Putrescence” ever had the empathy to hold an umbrella for someone else? I’d love to see a photo of that, only because of its rarity.
11Ted, if the old dotard ever did anything resembling nice, it’s a safe bet that he had an ulterior motive along the grabbing, caveman clubbing and bedding theme. Could explain why Messy doesn’t want to be within arms reach of the Orange Foolius umbrella.
12Please note that every time the orange one has an umbrella he does not even attempt to provide coverage for others. Selfish aaaarrrrrghhhh, mama you need to let us have one “gimmee”.
13I guess that’s why he’s the head of the GOP.
14Jane and PKM– I loved every word you said. I feel like I have used up my sputtering, cussing, screaming, yelling, and every single day there is something else to shout about. To me, it is par for the course that the fat, lying asshole will do anything to protect his coiffure, including keep the umbrella selfishly to himself. I also keep wondering, while the Golfer is doing it 24/7, what do his wife and son do? Maybe they are happy when he is far away from him. He’s like a bad smell, a toxic dump that is full of uranium that keeps on giving… And I don’t for a minute believe the health report on KFC Dolt45, as the doc’s first report misspelled his own name…
15Whoops…Maybe they are happy when he is far away from THEM–
16Jeanne, I’ve never doubted that for a minute. How else could a woman stayed married to him? And I hope the little son rejects his disgusting father and gets away from that awful family.
17Hey, I’d be happy if the morbidly obese, obscene, lying pile of s**t was far far FAR away. Permanently.
18“The Extreme Putrescence”
Oh my. That’s beautiful Ted, just beautiful.
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