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Y’all, Jeb! Bush just lost his damn mind.
Get a load of this crapola.
Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush said on Tuesday that his brother, George W. Bush, is still “very popular” and could join his struggling campaign.
Places where George Bush is very popular and could help his brother:
- Punch line of jokes.
- The Paint-By-Numbers Art School
- His home. Oops. No. Latest polls find him significantly behind the dog and a package of Gorton’s Fish Sticks in the freezer.
- Comedic retrospectives
- Slipping significantly from very popular to barely tolerable at the Bubbles Car Wash near his house.