Remember! He’s the Smart One.
Y’all, Jeb! Bush just lost his damn mind.
Get a load of this crapola.
Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush said on Tuesday that his brother, George W. Bush, is still “very popular” and could join his struggling campaign.
Places where George Bush is very popular and could help his brother:
- Punch line of jokes.
- The Paint-By-Numbers Art School
- His home. Oops. No. Latest polls find him significantly behind the dog and a package of Gorton’s Fish Sticks in the freezer.
- Comedic retrospectives
- Slipping significantly from very popular to barely tolerable at the Bubbles Car Wash near his house.
LOL … I love this:
1Latest polls find him significantly behind the dog and a package of Gorton’s Fish Sticks in the freezer.
Oh, that life in The Bubble! What comfort! What joy! What insanity!
2But one always experiences that slight nagging uncertainty.
3I thought his whole strategy was to downplay that relationship with just “Jeb!”. But now he wants to add “Bush” to the mix? Fail. Massive, massive fail.
4Now in fairness I believe he and Cheney are still some of Halliburton’s favorite people.
5JAK, I guess plan A wasn’t working, so he’s going to its diametric opposite for plan B. It’s like the Republicans who thought they lost to Obama because they weren’t foaming red-eyed conservative *enough*.
6Dubya is still popular among a certain subset of Republicans. And that’s who will select the Republican candidate. The crazy wing. They vote religiously, and still cling to the belief that Dubya was a great President. Jeb may have a good idea there, but then he has to find a way to get back away from his brother if he does win the nomination. There is a huge difference in what it takes to be nominated and be elected, at least on the Republican side, and therein lies the problem for him.
7Yeah, and the dog has ticks and the fish sticks have freezer burn.
8If Dubya is so popular then why wasn’t Jeb! using him in his campaign all along?
Sounds like a Hail Bushie pass.
9All thanks to G.W. Shrub, incompetent extraordinaire, the Bush name is pretty well soiled. And it lies somewhere out betwix the sty and the dog lot. Unfortunately, it will require a Quinquagenary period of time before the masses have forgotten the consequences of electing, not one, but another a short time later and then re-elected him. Jeb! move to South America, live on that property your dad bought ages ago, live a nice quiet life, no pressures, and you won’t have to lie about the capabilities, how well liked, and how honored you are to be GW’s little Bro.
10C’mon, poor ol’ Jeb. Nothing like brotherliness to bind folks together.
11And I will respect you in the morning.
12Jeb!
13Don’t stop at just asking George W for help on the campaign trail. Bring back the whole “very popular” team. Dick Cheney might be available as your VP, and I’m sure you could fit Rummy in somewhere.
I’m not worried about Jeb! actually getting anywhere near the Oval Office, but I am very pleased that he and his PACs are spending sooooo much money and helping the US economy by flooding it with all that cash. Anything helps!
Giggity!
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