July 28, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Goodbye Rancid Penis. You will not be missed.
1Alexander Haig (sp?) maybe?
2Ain’t that Kelly guy the a-hole DHS director? How does that unholy kiss-ass rate as a Rinse Prius replacement?
3OT and my apologies-Baby Charley Gard is history.
4Good point. And we all know how well that ended.
5Odd choice as replacement. Such as he is, Kelly doesn’t appear to be the usual type sycophant Donnie demands. However, beyond speculating what his peccadillos might be, it is sufficient to know that he has apparently accepted the job which indicates a certain lack of judgement. Anyone with minimum military experience should understand what a ‘career ending’ experience that will be.
6It’s all over the Internet that Reince “privately resigned” as of yesterday [Thursday] … he wasn’t fired. Evidently Mooches foul-mouthed tirade was too much for him!
7Well, this opens up an opportunity for Trump to move Sessions out of the AG spot and into Sec. of DHS…
Now I am going to open the whiskey before I go deeper down that wormhole !!!
8Kelly is a star. A star. A really great star. He’s a star of this administration.
I have never met an adult with such a limited vocabulary.
9This is why I don’t like board games. Just when you think you’ve finally got an up to date set of pieces, BOOM! a bunch of new ones come along. And what’s an old plastic molded Priebus or Spicer worth anyway?
The way I see it, doesn’t matter what you have on the board, how you roll the dice, or who the other players might be. Just make sure you have a tall stack of ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ cards available.
10Rick…think beanie babies. There’s a market for everything.
11the Mooch vs Kelly (4* general) – my $$s are on Kelly
12s gray:
13I’ll add a 5 to the bet pot on the General. Kelly may not even stay long. I mean coming from Homeland security to being Chief of Staff for Rump is like being demoted to being the baby-sitter.
I can’t help myself. The devil made me do it.
“Another one bites the dust”, by Queen.
14https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Wow, it’s getting insane just trying to keep up with this rolling Mach 2 clusterfock in my Mach 2.2 RF-4B Double Phugly.
Truman was prez when I was little, there’s never been such a bunch of masterofdisaster losers in our WH. Just think of how vulnerable as a nation we are in a potentially hostile world, being ‘led’ by this gigantic loser.
tRump is a genius at ‘timing’ though, this axing of Rancid Preibus is a perfect diversion to having his ass handed to him in Congress on the DeathCare bill, just ~12 hours before.
Now, onward, for the next Trumpian AG, Rudy Guil911iani, and Gen Kelly’s DHS replacement, LTC Allen B(laster) West (fmr Rep FL-R(sec8).
Hang in there Farenthold and Gohmert, there’s gotta be a choice WH basement commode lid for you guys to perch on. And Sessions can devote all his soon-to-be free time ‘servicing’ Bannon as Steve’s elfish ‘handmaiden’.
What’s next, KellyAnne Conjob as Chmn Joint Chiefs? Sarah Hucksterbee as SecDef?
15Perry at DoE should be supersecure, until Amarillo gets vaporized or something (PanTex).
Llana Nixon, that song is also the right tempo for giving someone CPR. But if the patient’s family and friends are standing around, you might not want to sing the words. “Staying’ Alive” would be a better choice for that.
16Gonna be fun. Suckamoose v. the Marine. The entertainment just continues…. My money is on the Marine. Just my opinion, and I could be wrong…..
Oh..and off topic. Thanks, John!
17I can’t wait – CAN’T WAIT – to see a former Marine try to impose some Marine discipline on Steve Bannon, Trump’s family, and the rest of that narcissistic, egotistical collection of misfits. This is gonna be fun to watch.
18I believe Alexander Haig had that job.
19Kelly is the counterpoint to Moochie in every way. I am trying to recall if the Director of Communications is in a box under the CoS on the organization chart. If he is, Moochie will not last long. Personally, I think Trump picked him just to get rid of Priebus. Look, the Barking Yam is just smart enough to know that he can’t personally unhire both the AG and the CoS at the same time. Thats a double play and he needs singles in order to keep up the distractions he needs one at a time. I think Bannon is still hiding in the woodwork. Thats not his thing. If he can’t be the Number One Cockfighter he will slip off into the sunset on his own. He can’t go back to where he came from and even though he definitely has surplus funds, if he can’t be the Number 1 Mouth some place, well, its better to just retire to an island somewhere and live on past glories. Translation: seriously, who would hire this guy, the King of the Unbathed and Unshaven? Who needs optics like that attached to their enterprise or event? Hoboes Are Us?
20Gosh I go into the SCIF for a couple of hours and all hell breaks loose. Not that I care a whit that Rinse is gone I just can’t stand the idea that Drumpf’s vulgar Minime gets his way on any-damn-thing.
21“Suckamoose?” I like that Jeff. Can I use it, but add a Y to the end?
Yeah, with the Trump Family Crime Syndicate the entertainment does not end. A trending hashtag today on Twitter was Week of Failure. Bwahahahahahahaha! I really hate that entire deministration and all the snacilbupeR leadership.
22Maggie, I love your masterpiece. I will imagine that by next week we will add Priebus to Spicer to the list of People We Miss. (And watch on DWTS … is there a a future for Trump to enter the dance competition; he would love to have one of those Russian lovelies as partner) There must have been some terrible atmosphere at DHS ready to explode for Kelly to accept the dead end “retirement tour”.
23General Haig became Chief of Staff for Nixon after Haldeman resigned and is credited with convincing Nixon to resign and Ford to pardon him. The similarities to Watergate are uncanny
24Perhaps Kelly will do the country a favor and show Drumpf the door, but ixnay on the ardonpay.
as noted above, by three others, Gen. Alexander Haig (Ret), was Nixon’s Chief of Staff. Surely you remember him, of the “I’m in charge here!” statement, that got a LOT of negative press.
25my main concern, with Trump in the house, are the nuclear armed subs. i have no idea how much current information they get, while on patrol. i also have no idea what the exact protocol is, for orders to launch. i hope it takes more than just a phone call from the White House. At least the guys in the air are down on the ground frequently enough, that they know what’s going on, and would require multiple confirmations, from different official sources, before letting loose. Same with those in the silos.
26So Moochy private life ain’t so private – http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/07/28/anthony-scaramuccis-wife-files-for-divorce-report-says.html because if Foxnews reports it, IT MUST BE TRUE.
OMG, my cholesterol level is going up just thinking about oall the vats of popcorn I’ll be eating.
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