Okay, here’s the deal – the emails are not from Hillary or to her.  They may be duplicates and Comey has not even seen them.

Matthew Miller, former Justice Department spokesman, rolled his eyes so far back in his head that he could see yesterday.

The news media went nuts, saying the investigation was “reopened.”

Actually, translated from the legalese, Comey said, “Hey, been missing me?  We discovered that Anthony Weiner’s wife used his computer once or maybe more, we don’t know for sure, and there’s some emails on there, none to or from Clinton.  We’re gonna get around to reading them pretty soon.  Just thought you’d want to know.  Have a nice weekend, y’all.”

I’m strongly considering becoming a cloistered nun.